Duke Nukem Forever Launch Trailer

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  1. Hexen525

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    Looks killer!!! Took 13 freakin' years, but we get 3 of the greatest things in history back together in one. Guns, aliens and b00bies!!! This game should rock nicely!!

    Anyone know that version of The Stroke that's playing in the preview?
     
  2. WozniakMac

    WozniakMac [H]ard|Gawd

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    And best of all the aliens have all three!
     
  3. target

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    Mickey Avalon's "Stroke Me"
     
  4. [RIP]Zeus

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    AGREED :D
     
  5. Enduring_Warrior

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    I hate it when they disappoint with a stupid Rap version top of a good song like Stroke. Moronic rappers can't even write music.
     
  6. Enduring_Warrior

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    Total crap. It's actually Billy Squier song. Avalon sucks!!!
     
  7. gigatexal

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    mmm, titties, guns, explosions, rap music. buy
     
  8. Caltone

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    Billy Squier rocks!

    Didn't really care for the voice actor doing Duke, something not quite right. Still, the "I'd still hit it" was a great line :D
     
  9. Time2Kill

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    Jon St John. Same guy that did the voice since Duke3d
     
  10. Exavior

    Exavior [H]ardForum Junkie

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    funny seeing so many people saying graphics don't matter given that is why most of you say that consoles suck.
     
  11. SamuraiInBlack

    SamuraiInBlack [H]ardness Supreme

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    Boobs, guns, cheesey one liners.

    If you need graphics after those three things, go back to beating off to porn.
     
  12. Trimlock

    Trimlock [H]ardForum Junkie

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    What if we don't care about graphics but still do the the later?
     
  13. okashira

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    Well I just finished the demo.

    They shouldn't have released one. Little disappointing. Something about the weapons, firefights, not too satisfying. Maybe the full is better?
     
  14. SmartDriver

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    Yea baby, let's get it on. It's going to be a smash hit.
     
  15. kzaske

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    Blueberry tits! Yum... Crossing fingers that it really hits the stores.
     
  16. Freezebyte

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    Demo's not even out yet, so stop the bullshit
     
  17. SamuraiInBlack

    SamuraiInBlack [H]ardness Supreme

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    Then you either have a vivid imagination or you still watch scrambled porn? /shrug
     
  18. FrozenLiquidity

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    Just finished it here too. :p Echo the previous comment.
     
  19. dr.kevin

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    my 3dfx voodoo card should run this shit just fine
     
  20. Topweasel

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    Yeah. Not exactly a replaceable voice as long as he is alive, the nerd rage of duke done by someone else would end the world.
     
  21. HAQattaq

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    graphics matter to some degree.

    I don't believe many of you would play an 8-bit version of Modern Warfare 4.
     
  22. timtheenchantor

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    Exaggerations don't validate the argument.

    Graphics matter, of course, but the point is that it isn't the number one motivator for some. However, this is [H] and the audience *should* expect new games to push the limits. Now that's another argument.
     
  23. dioxholster

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    whats the multiplayer like?
     
  24. Greatone123

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    This is true, I wouldn't play it. I wouldn't play it cause it's Modern Warfare 4. I'll play me some 8 bit games for sure.
     
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    I did not enjoy the music, dont hope the ingame music have lyrics, that would suck.

    Btw, when and where was the first time we saw a three titted un-earthly creature ? ;)
     
  26. Troz

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    First Access Club. Got my email about the demo 1 am EST.
     
  27. MrLonghair

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    Gearbox has consolized the PC version to hell, like every game they've made after a certain HL1 expansion. Mouse input is f'd up. Switch to 4:3 mode. Problem solved. Hold E to pick up shit even though you have over 100 keys on the keyboard and a load of buttons on your mouse.
     
  28. Commander Suzdal

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    Many things there that look potentially awesome, but one of the best? A gun that makes your enemies six inches tall so you can kill them by stomping on them?!?! Sweet!
     
  29. FrozenLiquidity

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    Someone obviously did not play Duke Nukem 3D back in the day...

    Welcome to 14 years ago. :p