Duke Nukem Forever Launch Trailer

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  1. HardOCP News

    HardOCP News [H] News

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    The Duke Nukem Forever launch trailer is now out and believe me when I say that it is definitely NSFW. There are F-bombs galore and triple-tittied aliens, so view at your own risk.
     
  2. necrosis

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    Ash from housewares wants his one liners back.
     
  3. SonicTron

    SonicTron Snopes is My Fact Checker

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    Game looks terribly outdated, I can't wait to play it.
     
  4. Freezebyte

    Freezebyte 2[H]4U

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    Finally, get to the entire boobs instead of being teased with nipple tassles. Only took 13 farking years!!!
     
  5. tubular

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    Psh, its still not coming out, there will be a delay even though it went gold :p
     
  6. atarione

    atarione [H]ard|Gawd

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    graphics look a bit subpar... still looks like it may well be fun.
     
  7. okashira

    okashira [H]ard|Gawd

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    Your pessimism is appropriate.

    However, we could potentially have the demo in 8 hours or so...?!?
     
  8. Lamont Cranston

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    yeah ill end up buying it, looks dated but when you wait that long for something you have to give it a shot.

    On the up side i should have no trouble running it on a 6970 :D
     
  9. Doozer

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    Hmmm... should I leave work early so that I can get home to watch this?
     
  10. MrSneis

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    Cant.....wait...to... watch it from home -- argh!
     
  11. SunnyD

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    I'm really not impressed. I loved Duke3D, but this trailer... it doesn't even seem... exciting.
     
  12. DejaWiz

    DejaWiz Oracle of Unfortunate Truths

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    Duke. About time you came back. Well, at least you waited til after the rapture came and went!
     
  13. missing theory

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    The best part about this game yet is hearing so many dissatisfied with the graphics. When did graphics needs to be good in order to enjoy a game? Looking forward to this!
     
  14. THRESHIN

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    i agree but give it a chance, its just a trailer. i'll hold my judgement until i get to play it.
     
  15. xellos2099alpha

    xellos2099alpha [H]ard|Gawd

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    I don't see a problem with the graphic... hell, it doesn;t look any worse than COD and it is one of the best selling game ever.
     
  16. Frozen8950

    Frozen8950 Limp Gawd

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    That book looks so stupid! It doesn't even have any pictures! Im going to continue reading curious George because the pictures are so vivid and detailed!



    As long as it has a good story and entertains you then its a good game. That's its objective and purpose is to entertain. Plenty of games out there from indy developers who's storyline and gameplay and shitty graphics beat big developers
     
  17. somecallmeTim

    somecallmeTim [H]ardForum Junkie

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    /high five

    I don't need shiney.. I need games that are fun to play. That's the point of games right? Like Serious Sam... fun as hell.
     
  18. Starbuccaneers

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    Going to wait for reviews... if this game actually comes out.
     
  19. Geno

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    Eh, with the time that it's been in development you think your face would melt with graphics... or it would come with a device that let's you simulate banging the strippers. This looks horrendous. Will I buy it? Yes.
     
  20. Spiko

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    Bobbies and guns. Two great tastes that taste great together.
     
  21. LeninGHOLA

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    The graphics look appropriate to me.
     
  22. eviltone

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    Totally going to have to try this one! I remember playing Duke3d till the weeeeee hours back in the day. As long as the game is fun, graphics are secondary! I'd take FUN over Flashy any day.
     
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    Does Bobby know how you feel about him?
     
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    Fuck the Gfx, it looks awesome enough, what I can not wait for is all the mayhem this game is going to generate with every Jesus freak, politician tards, mothers knows best, and mainstream media butt munchies are going to say about this game.
     
  25. Betaboy1983

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    Duke3D was great, but this looks boring. I'll try the demo, not planning on buying it though, unless the demo turns out to be something more than what I have seen/read so far.
     
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    ^QFT
     
  27. Crest

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    Yet another hilarious comment.
     
  28. GilmourD

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    Yes, crappy YouTube video graphics... LOL
     
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  30. Ehren8879

    Ehren8879 [H]ardness Supreme

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    At least it should run well on an array of video cards released in the last couple years.
     
  31. Mickey21

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    Not impressed, but I will play it. If it sucks, it sucks...
     
  32. HRslammR

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    bout time we had an action hero that didn't care about feelings.
     
  33. Stimz

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    This game looks so bad I have to buy it. ;)
     
  34. Spiko

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    YES
     
  35. phide

    phide [H]ard as it Gets

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    The best part if this trailer is the whole thing.
     
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  37. TwistedAegis

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    Nobody does Duke...like Duke. Hopefully the game lives up to it's Dukeness, so he can keep his swagger...either way you gotta love it.
     
  38. AthlonXP

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    I preordered the balls of steel edition..
     
  39. trick0502

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    hell, i's still hit it!

    haha classic!!
     
  40. AceGoober

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    Titties need a bit more detail but I'm still buying it! :p