Okay, you are definitely a troll. Insulting my internet intelligence? Is that seriously the best rebuttal you can come up with? I have seen the hamster dance, I have seen the Cake is a Lie merchandise. I have seen many other memes come and go. What I HAVE NOT SEEN is your imaginary internet cake movement. You have not produced a single shred of evidence.
Well played, Mr. Troll, well played. You successfully elicited a response out of me. I hope you're proud of yourself. I'm going to go to the bakery now and buy like 12 cakes now, just to spite all of you.
Did I not just openly admit I trolled this in a post five minute ago?