AMD sticking it to Intel

I am going to send this to all my intel loving friends.

Never thought I would see a big corporate company come up with that. Nice AMD! :D
 
Fantastic -

"Too busy rearrangeing the deck chairs on the Itanic"


So wonderful.
 
In case AMD removes that PDF, here's their list:

Top 10 Reasons
Intel will not Participate in the Dual-Core Duel

10. Tried to follow their own roadmap to get to the duel
9. Decided to take the "front-side bus" to the duel; got stuck in a bottleneck
8. The "Intel Inside" stickers they used to package the cores together keep melting
7. Too busy rearranging the deck chairs on the Itanic
6. "Hey, we don't expect anyone to actually buy these things!“
5 .Didn't want to compete when they realized that the duel would involve actual "rules" of fair competition
4. They couldn't get a permit from the fire department to emit thatmuch heat
3 .No systems available yet --protective clothing used by manufacturers only safe for up to 149 watts
2. Dell told them they weren't allowed to participate

And the number one reason Intel won't accept the dual-core duel:

1. Moore's Law has been replaced by "Paul's Paradox": the number of canceled products per year at Intel will double every year after the introduction of the AMD Opteron™processor.
 
good idea beowulf. now just save that in a text document in case amd removes it from everywhere it's duplicated ;)

(side note, i need 26 more posts :D)
 
(cf)Eclipse said:
good idea beowulf. now just save that in a text document in case amd removes it from everywhere it's duplicated ;)

(side note, i need 26 more posts :D)
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Exactly! :p

So what does getting 16,389 posts get you? :confused: I guess a new title, but it's kind of an odd number for the new title, if that is the reason why.
 
(cf)Eclipse said:
it's actually 16384 (1024*16)
i get to pick my own title :cool:

20 now ;)
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LOL oh that's clever. I assumed that the titles change every "round" number, like 100, 500, 1,000. But it's every power of 2. Sweet. So that means mine will change at 1024.

Damn, 16384 posts ... :eek:
 
yeah, i've been spamming away for quite a while now. just discreetly in a helping manner so that nobody suspects :eek: ;)




17
 
(cf)Eclipse said:
yeah, i've been spamming away for quite a while now. just discreetly in a helping manner so that nobody suspects :eek: ;)




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You post whore! :eek: Well, every once in a while, from your spamming, I do find the occasional jewel in the rough. :p Have fun on your vacation and happy Thanksgiving.
 
6. "Hey, we don't expect anyone to actually buy these things!“

Funny, they said the same thing about 64bit processors too.
 
SpoogeMonkey said:
Funny, they said the same thing about 64bit processors too.
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companies do that a lot. look at what ati said about SLi, then note Crossfire :cool:




10.. getting there ;)
 
(cf)Eclipse said:
good idea beowulf. now just save that in a text document in case amd removes it from everywhere it's duplicated ;)

(side note, i need 26 more posts :D)
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I saved the actual PDF on my hard drive. :)
 
Hahaha....ROFL. I love AMD. Can't wait for dell to start selling AMD based products. It's about time AMD got a slice of that sweet OEM pie.
 
(cf)Eclipse said:
it's actually 16384 (1024*16)
i get to pick my own title :cool:

20 now ;)
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They should give you a free subscription to GenMay.
 
digiram said:
Hahaha....ROFL. I love AMD. Can't wait for dell to start selling AMD based products. It's about time AMD got a slice of that sweet OEM pie.
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They have been from HP/Compaq and others for years. Granted, Dell is going to be one of the largest possible OEM's they can hook up with. Still, AMD is a long way from threatening Intel in any significant way.
 
kirbyrj said:
They should give you a free subscription to GenMay.
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already have a 15 year, so.. that would be kinda pointless. besides, i like knowing that i support [H], i think a lot of you guys should join too. it's cool ;)


fragalot, i bet fab36 might start to be imposing a bit once it's fully operational :cool:
 
Funny as, kinda reminds me of the Sun adds about Dell.

"Twice as hot, Twice as loud, no wonder our competitions name rhyms with Hell" lol.
 
ZOMGWTFBBQ said:
Funny as, kinda reminds me of the Sun adds about Dell.

"Twice as hot, Twice as loud, no wonder our competitions name rhyms with Hell" lol.
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Did you see the Sun Dual Core Dual CPU Server pinup add? It was done like a Playboy Playmate Centerfold. It showed the server riding a horse and sitting by the fire. It was hilarious. :D
 
Sir-Fragalot said:
Did you see the Sun Dual Core Dual CPU Server pinup add? It was done like a Playboy Playmate Centerfold. It showed the server riding a horse and sitting by the fire. It was hilarious. :D
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i did see that, in an issue of CPU that my roomie gets, i was rolling :p
 
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