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That is my conclusion as well. I can try going through ASUS' warranty support (the board is within their warranty, I'm sure), though I'd almost rather sell my 460s and save up some extra cash to do the full bit anyway, rather than go computerless for however long it takes ASUS to do their bit.
If this is where the trail ends, thanks for all the help, guys!