mrgstiffler
[H]F Junkie
- Joined
- Dec 20, 2000
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No, it is just this game. Nothing else has these issues. I am going with lazy/dumb as fuck programmers. Seeing as how the game is fucking shit and broken. Gameplay wise to, I would think their programmers are just as idiotic.
Stealth is fucked, and the mechanics are fucking retarded. Lay in a stack of hay and want to assassinate someone? Press the assassinate button and your character jumps out like the fucking Kool Aide guy, in the opposite direction. Now the whole fucking town of 100 enemies is chasing you around. Real fucking slick. Why implement it in the first place? You can walk around button mashing with a sword and get the same result. On the other hand, you can blow someone's brains out, right in front of his buddy. And they won't detect you. Fucking absurd.
And crouch? A stealthy movement option? That is for fucking n00bs! Don't need that shit in a stealth game! Lets just stand up, like a jackass, to sneak past guards. And lets bind 40 functions to 3 keys. Because keyboards and controllers don't have more buttons. And our player base is too retarded to do anything but button mash. No wonder the game is referred to as "Ass Creed"; it smells like ass.
These French-Canadian assholes can't make a game if it would save their families from being murdered (though if they could, they might be too lazy to do so regardless). Hope they're jobless soon. Especially their fucking worthless programmers.
You've never played an Assassin's Creed game before?
