MSI - Metro 2033 - GTX 460 Giveaway!

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You should not ride the metro because there is always a high chance of some smelly, stinky, foul person sitting too close to you or pulling his wiener out and master baiting right there next to you. Some crazy shit i've heard of in NYC. :D

I hope I win this one. come on sweet lady gtx460:)
 
You shouldn't ride the metro because people there are giant rats in there. GIANT. Now gimme a 460? :)
 
Never take the Metro because if you do and follow all of the directions, the conductor will still pick random people to give away all of the prizes like free metro tokens, video cards, or even gas masks with filters to help you survive your daily excursions through downtown Moscow. While you're scurrying about, make sure you scour around for some military grade ammo so you can exchange it for some Steam game codes or MSI Video cards or if you rifled through enough rubble you can even acquire the whole shebang.
 
Haven't you guys ever seen The Taking of Pelham GTX 460? The metro is dangerous! John Travolta is nuts.. Good luck everyone!
 
Conversation between Jerry Seinfeld and the "Naked Guy on the Subway":

"You realize, of course, you're naked."
- "Naked, dressed, I don't see any difference."
"You ought to sit *here*. There's a difference."
- "You got something against a naked body?"
"I got something against yours. How about a couple deep knee bends, maybe some squat thrusts."
- "Who's got time for squat thrusts?"
"All right, how 'bout skippin' breakfast? I'm guessing you're not a half-grapefruit and black coffee man."
- "I like a good breakfast."
"I understand, I like a good breakfast. As long as you don't wind up trapped in a room in bib overalls and pigtails being counseled by Dick Gregory."
- "I'm not ashamed of my body."
"Exactly. That's your problem. You should be."
 
Don't listen to these crazy internet people. Full of crazy ideas they are. But what can you expect from people who live in a series of tubes and speak in the tube jargon of lulz and pwned.

The Metro is 100% safe and there is no reason to shy away and not ride the metro.

I'll have 1 ticket for the metro, sign me up internets.
 
One should now ride the metro because public transportation is part of the the Democrats' socialist agenda!! Did you know Hitler rode the Metro? If you ride metro YOU are Hitler!!
 
Am I supposed to maintain a stance that I shouldn't ride the Metro, to win the contest? The only way to obtain said winnings are to ride said "Metro"! I do in fact desire the winnings, and would therefore want to ride the Metro to obtain them.
Then what,Then I will be made into a fraud! A Charlatan! All that I say, can and will be rightfully questioned, most likely by the Metro Police since they're on their game.
 
I'm not going to take the Metro (subway) because I never win anything anyway.

I always have to sit by the fat guy who hasn't bathed in a week.

There's always some kind of shit on the last and only seat available.
 
You shouldn't ride the metro for MANY reasons: The gigantic mutated roaches who look upon us as nothing more than snacks; their pet rats that get mistaken for small draft animals; the pink ooze that roils just under the tracks, attempting to take over the city with negative emotions; the crazies who are constantly leaving coins/chains/dead bodies on the tracks to be run over; the random urban volcano that turns the tubes into fiery deathtraps; the religious fundamentalists who think God Hates Trains and will tell you so for hours while cornering you on the platform, or, most insidious of all, the sadistic/psychotic conductor who manipulates the already HORRIBLE PA system to confuse you into missing your stop by no less than 20 miles, EVERY DAMN DAY!!
 
Metro 2033 and an MSI GTX 460 ... better than lesbian pr0n ... well ... almost ...
 
Stuck riding the metro so I can afford Metro....and if you are the only one on....just pretend its your own private limo with a funky air freshener.
 
You shouldnt ride the Metro, because the guy with a cell phone and PDA will be panhandling there begging for your spare change to pay for his cell minutes!
 
I should not ride the Metro because I cannot afford the Metro, much less Metro 2033, however, either prize would give me an excuse to save my pennies for a new gaming rig.
 
You shouldn't ride the Metro if you want to stay alive
But playing this game should make you feel alright.
Hook it up with a GTX 460
It'll make me Hulk up like Mr. Bill Bixby.
So MSI what do you say to this little rhyme?
I hope that I am some kind of winner this time.
 
You shouldn't ride the metro because I'm in a hurry to get to school and you are just going to leave your big ass bags in the aisle and stand on the escalator.
 
One should not ride the Metro because there are [H]ard monsters there.
 
Riding the Metro is known to cause brain tumors, excessive flatulence, and obsessive-compulsive PC gaming. Some experts commonly relate it to the date rape drug, but those allegations are unsubstantiated. A panel of experts have concluded that an MSI 460 can cure many of the diseases related to the “Metro” syndrome.
 
Do not ride the Metro because...ummmm...ahhhhhh...lemme see here...I guess because yo momma so fat?
 
If you ride the Metro then you may be subject to hearing the song of the same name by Berlin...that's not good for anyone!
 
You shouldn't ride the metro because if you stand on it the wrong way it goes from 2 rails to 0
 
You should not ride the Metro because of having anal sex with midgets who are riding white sheep's of fury while raining gummy bears in the magical forest known as Greyhound toilet.
 
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