More Freaky Mac “Touch” Patents

I usually avoid the "Let's go and make fun of the MAC" bus...

But anything short of naming this the Michael Jackson Peripheral Patent with a diagram like that, really does it no justice...

"Have you been touched today?" MAC TM
 
LOL.

Sad part is that if you take the image to be literal. There are more gestures that aren't shown as that is scrolling box and we aren't being shown all of it if the scroll bar is drawn correctly. So what, do they have command for using 2 hands.
 
And how will this work for someone without one or more of those fingers? I'm not joking, I'm serious.
 
Exavior said:
LOL.

Sad part is that if you take the image to be literal. There are more gestures that aren't shown as that is scrolling box and we aren't being shown all of it if the scroll bar is drawn correctly. So what, do they have command for using 2 hands.
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Yea, that one is the grop and tug... Formally known as (AKA for short) the double fister.... I sure hope I am not going to get myself in trouble for this one, but I can't help but post what has immediately come to mind here....
 
ir0nw0lf said:
And how will this work for someone without one or more of those fingers? I'm not joking, I'm serious.
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No offense, but if you don't have fingers then you shouldn't be buying some device that works based on touch. At the same time, I'd assume they would have other methods to access the menus and such with these just being short cuts.
 
Exavior said:
No offense, but if you don't have fingers then you shouldn't be buying some device that works based on touch. At the same time, I'd assume they would have other methods to access the menus and such with these just being short cuts.
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Well maybe they could use their toes then? :p

"Touch Different" - MAC TM
 
RagingSamster said:
The term "Shocker" comes to mind for some reason.
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Steve said:
Great minds think alike: < pic snip >
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You all forgot one. :p

Apple_Six_Pack_Carry.jpg
 
you don't know how tempting it is to photoshop that diagram into something completely disgusting :)
 
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