Zombie Bite Calculator

xorbe said:
that was a health survey not a zombie page ...
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And you will be getting a cancellation notice from your health insurance because the answers don't match your enrollment package questionnaire.;)

AND that means don't bother going to the doctor's after you get bit.......he won't want to treat you because you can't pay the bill........so after you waste your time left as a human on arguing with the receptionist.......just eat her.
 
70 minutes. I wonder if you could feel it slowly happening to yourself. Time it just right so you pull the pin on the grenade just as you turn.
 
I went back and picked all the unhealthiest sounding answers and it came out to 8 minutes. :eek:
 
1 Hour 36 minutes, though I doubt I would notice a difference from my day to day office drone life
 
This is strange. More like a survey my physio would have gotten me to take rather than a zombie thing. For what it's worth, I got 1:28. Which is bullshit. I'd last much longer.
 
1 hour and 24 minutes..

Hmmm... this calculator is really off. Last time I checked I survived 2 hours before turning into a zombie.
 
1 hour 23 minutes. Well, time to grab my gun + 1 bullet, go blow all my money on booze and a woman, then use the bullet at the 1 hour 22 minutes 45 seconds mark. I'm really not sure this changes my plans much for today. :eek:
 
Can we stop with the zombie shit already? This is becoming worse that the vampire bullshit.
 
Methadras said:
Can we stop with the zombie shit already? This is becoming worse that the vampire bullshit.
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TexasAg05 said:
You'd last 1 hour and 36 minutes before becoming infected!

I'd take down as many of those mindless abominations as I could in that time.

That was fun!
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I'll do you before you turn. I'd last 1:37. What do you prefer? Shotgun, Chainsaw. Mamba venom?
 
You'd last 1 hour and 4 minutes before becoming infected!

Kill me please...
 
Good thing to know. Might be enough time to get life insurance. Next we need a "How long you will survive as a zombie before getting your head blown off by those who are still human".
 
I gather that this Web site simply took one of those "age predictor" quizzes and converted it to amount of time left after a zombie bite. :D
 
1 hour and 8 minutes before becoming infected.

I think 120lbs and anemia shot down my time a bit.
 
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