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Here’s something everyone should know when they start the work week…how long does it take to become infected if bitten by a zombie. Seriously, what could possibly matter more than that on a Monday morning? Don’t be foolish, take the test.
 
"You'd last 1 hour and 17 minutes before becoming infected!"
 
You'd last 1 hour and 36 minutes before becoming infected!

I'd take down as many of those mindless abominations as I could in that time.

That was fun!
 
1 hour 35 minutes, exactly how long I need to pretend to not be infected and lose myself in the survivors so when I do change I can eat everyone else with reckless abandon (aka, the selfish douchebag zombie survivor move)
 
A child, less than 12 years old, that catches the cold more than 4 times a year, is always sick longer than everyone else, never exercises, is obese, smokes, has asthma, bruises very easily, takes blood thinners, has high cholesterol, is an anemic diabetic and weighs less than 100 lbs would take 1 minute to become infected.
 
1 hour 14 minutes. Now you know how long you have before you need to pull the trigger.
 
1 hour 30 mins, as mentioned above just enough time to hide in the middle of the biggest group of survivors to get maximum take down. :D
 
Well, what zombies "virus" are they talking about? The T virus, or the rage virus. Rage virus is almost instantaneous.
 
You'd last 1 hour and 12 minutes before becoming infected!

dang ... just enough time to suck down a six-pack!
 
You'd last 1 hour and 36 minutes before becoming infected!
 
You'd last 1 hour and 24 minutes before becoming infected!

Ah... Well I guess I could try and do as much damage as I could in that time!
 
s[H]aqFU;1035170493 said:
says I'm already a zombie? wtf?
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Heh!:D
Might explain a few things about some people I've seen on the streets.......either that or drugs.
Of course maybe it's just your computer that's the zombie..............;)
 
the-one1 said:
Well, what zombies "virus" are they talking about? The T virus, or the rage virus. Rage virus is almost instantaneous.
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Problem there is the definition of zombie. I don't really consider the rage virus as creating zombies, as infected can die if they run out of people to eat and alot of the infection does not drive the infected to want to kill people for sustenance, but drives them to kill un-infected out of rage. The T-virus, however, truly reanimates the dead and creates zombies.
 
1 hour 38 minutes.

That's enough time to bite everyone around me, because I'm watcha call a trendsetter. :p
 
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