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You know your a nerd when...

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...you look at pretty reflective water and think PIXEL SHADERS!!!

I think I have a problem. :D
 
When your girlfriend/wife is calling you naked from the bedroom and you say "One more frag, one more frag, damnit !!"
 
Originally posted by LordBritish
When your girlfriend/wife is calling you naked from the bedroom and you say "One more frag, one more frag, damnit !!"
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lollerskates, that's when you need to consider counsiling.
 
Originally posted by LordBritish
When your girlfriend/wife is calling you naked from the bedroom and you say "One more frag, one more frag, damnit !!"
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No, your a nerd when don't have either one because you rarely leave the computer. Yes, yes, I'm guilty.
 
Originally posted by ATW
No, your a nerd when don't have either one because you rarely leave the computer. Yes, yes, I'm guilty.
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DING DING DING We have a winner!
 
Originally posted by ATW
No, your a nerd when don't have either one because you rarely leave the computer. Yes, yes, I'm guilty.
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You hit the nail on the head.

When your girlfriend/wife is calling you naked from the bedroom and you say "One more frag, one more frag, damnit !!"
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Either you have serious problems or I dont ever want to see your girlfriend/wife naked.....
 
My ex-girlfriend and I used to have big fights because she said I played games too often instead of talking to her. I installed Warcraft-3 on her computer and it shut her up for a couple days.
 
I look at REAL water and think "Wow, great graphics... Wait...It's real..."

I look at mountains and thing "Great AA."

But, as a programmer and gamer, I have a weird outlook on what that is... I look at how I could make it...
 
I play Natural Selection (a Half-Life mod) and there is an alien upgrade called "Scent of Fear" (you can see where enemies are). When my dog chases me around the house he always knows exactly where I am and I said "You have scent of fear!!!"
 
You know you are a nerd when I you drive around with a 24" PVC homebrew antenna on your car's roof, and when the police stop you, you say, "What?"
 
I think a real nerd would know the difference between 'your' and 'you're'...
 
You're a nerd when you see a website or something that's underlined written on paper, and you want to click on it.

Guilty here.
 
or when you wish there was a "find (on this page)" word search function when say studying a history book.
 
Originally posted by LordBritish
When your girlfriend/wife is calling you naked from the bedroom and you say "One more frag, one more frag, damnit !!"
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Lol, I do that. Really pisses her off. Uh, sometimes you just don't want to have sex, period.
 
the difference between 'your' and 'you're'...
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on this forum ,correct spelling is not required OR enforced;)

and besides , who cares if you can spell correctly , as long as you can reset your cmos blindfolded ( thats a true nerd skill):p
 
no shit, why would i bother having to "make love" to a girl for 1 hour when i can watch pr0n on the net for 5 minutes, then game for 55?
 
Originally posted by Kryogen
no shit, why would i bother having to "make love" to a girl for 1 hour when i can watch pr0n on the net for 5 minutes, then game for 55?
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AHAHAH! Now that's a classic way to think :D
 
Originally posted by ciggy50
on this forum ,correct spelling is not required OR enforced;)

and besides , who cares if you can spell correctly , as long as you can reset your cmos blindfolded ( thats a true nerd skill):p
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pffffft

make love for 5 min, then you don't need porn then you have more hd space for more game mods

:rolleyes: :p
 
When you write essays for school about computers.
When you make websites about computers.
When the bright part of your day is comming home to your computer.
When you have an orgasm because you just achieved over a 1ghZ o/c.
When you wake up in the morning and your computer wont boot, and that automatically makes the whole day shit because your computer is your life.
When you dream about computers and have nightmares about nvidia eating you or becomming extremly poor because all you do is *cant say waste because computers arnt wastes* use all your money on parts.
 
You know your a nerd when you get excited that EQ introduces Dx9, and you pattern your sleep around the patches.

Or you know you're a nerd when even chatting on MSN messenger or Yahoo messenger you hit the R key to reply.
 
You email a co-worker when they are sitting directly behind you

You call the person in the next room for a simple question

You say you wish you could 'uninstall' your life

You email yourself reminders, send yourself text messages as reminders, and email your work account to remind yourself

You use 120mm fans for air conditioning

You turn off your heater in the winter time and OC

Your computer is twice as much as your truck/car
 
Originally posted by Cloud15x
When you write essays for school about computers.
When you make websites about computers.
When the bright part of your day is comming home to your computer.
When you have an orgasm because you just achieved over a 1ghZ o/c.
When you wake up in the morning and your computer wont boot, and that automatically makes the whole day shit because your computer is your life.
When you dream about computers and have nightmares about nvidia eating you or becomming extremly poor because all you do is *cant say waste because computers arnt wastes* use all your money on parts.
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that is scarily similar to my life.
 
reality is ... its not funny
you know are true nerd when your wife ways its me or the computer and you help her pack her bags and get divorced.
 
Originally posted by jwill
or when you wish there was a "find (on this page)" word search function when say studying a history book.
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No shit dude I sit there at my math book and am like.. where's the fucking keyboard *rattles pen* /thinks "fucking mouse is broken." I wish to God they'd get rid of these gay ass books and use something like online books.

~Adam
 
Originally posted by RagingSamster
When a 2 hour power outage becomes a tragic life changing experience.
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Ive been there.. oh how ive been there... dear god those are rough days :D
 
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