You know you are a nerd if...

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altec_tech

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Ok, you've seen these threads everywhere, so I figured I'd post one here.

I didn't know where to place it exactly, so I posted it here. I'm sorry if you get mad.

But please only post things that are actually believable, and not saying things like you know you are a nerd if you marry your computer or like some other stupid thing...

just post, keep comments to a minimal.


OK!!! The first ones I came up with are...

You know you are a nerd if...

The abbreviation... OC means overclocking, not Orange County, or that bad drama show everyone loves.

When you hear C+ and wait for the other +

You masturbate to your 6800 Ultra and get semen on it. (Actually happened, I forgot the link for it but yes this actually happened)

Now everyone, please post your own!!!

EDIT: ADMINS PLEASE FEEL FREE TO MOVE THIS THREAD OR DELETE IT, I DON'T WANT TO GET IN TROUBLE I'M SORRY IF I HAVE DONE WRONG. I DIDN'T KNOW WHERE TO POST SOMETHING LIKE THIS BUT I THOUGHT IT MIGHT BE FUN!
 
I thought of another, this is not a bump...

when you brag about your computer specs.

modding your case becomes an addiction.

your computer is your tv, your gaming system, your dvd player, your stereo, your radio etc.

your computer is the most expensive thing you own. / you have a small apartment/rental place, and messy room, everything is old / bad looking, your car sucks, but your computer is fricking amazing.
 
You know your a "geek" if you know the difference between a geek a nerd and a dork
 
your computer is your tv, your gaming system, your dvd player, your stereo, your radio etc.
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sadly that is soo true, but hey just means I am more economical!
 
if you build your own system. (duh)

the abbreviation DDR has TWO meanings!!

You have heard of AMD. *snicker*

you own a $50 mouse...

you think Dell is a horrible computer company.

you think alienware is a rip-off.

you obsess over the venice and the R520.
 
altec_tech said:
you think Dell is a horrible computer company.
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I thought this was true, but I'm happy to see more and more people are realizing how crappy dell machines really are.
 
Pixeleet said:
I thought this was true, but I'm happy to see more and more people are realizing how crappy dell machines really are.
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Me and my friend popped open his XPS to reseat his 9800xt cooler (running much too hot)
it's no longer a wonder why it is running too hot=no fan on the cpu heatsink, plastic POS to direct air in it's direction?

You know you're a nerd when you think chronicals of riddock looks better than real life
 
When your wife always knows where you are, and sometimes asks "when you gonna go out with the boys for a beer?"
When you have more PC magazines than Playboys & Penthouses laying on your floor in the bathroom.
 
haroldmeyer said:
When your wife always knows where you are, and sometimes asks "when you gonna go out with the boys for a beer?"
When you have more PC magazines than Playboys & Penthouses laying on your floor in the bathroom.
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That is me... porn is on the computer... its better ;)
 
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