My wife got a sammich maker. And she even asked for it.
You got her opposable thumbs? You sly, sly man.. betcha 10 bucks you get oral tonight.
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My wife got a sammich maker. And she even asked for it.
showed my girl that, she lol'ed and said she wouldn't mind that cuz best buy gift cards are awesome
I would say you've certainly married the right one.I pulled a stunt similar to that last year....only it was just a note to go make me a sammich.
she laughed, and said make it yourself.
we're still married, so I guess I'm in the clear.
Perhaps the whole thing was part of the joke and he have another proper gift hidden away?Now that his girlfriend is available, I hope she finds a guy that actually has a decent sense of humor, instead of a sadistic one. I woulda walked out of his life right then. A freaking BEST BUY gift card? His taste is horrible!!!
This year, though, apparently the design went mass market; so I got her a replacement for only $400. And it has a bigger diamond than the original! (We were both unemployed at the time.)
Hey man, you don't have to justify the price! $400 rings serve their purpose just as well as $5000 rings do.
Diamonds are a girl's best friend for a reason.
Because they like common gems made to seem rare by a cartel led by Debeers?
The De Beers syndicate has warehouses full of diamonds.High prices are due to anti-competitive behavior, monopolistic practices, collusion, etc.. The only reason women want them is due to marketing. You can get better quality diamonds made in a lab.
Could you imagine if your girlfriend/wife took the time to locate and procure two GTX580 boxes and then filled them with a estimated weight of said cards. Wrapped them up for you and gave them to you as a gift. You open said gift only to find the weights and two $10.00 gift cards to Best Buy.
Diamonds are a girl's best friend for a reason.
BTW, if you put it in a bling box, it damned well better be real bling.
My girlfriend sees the same thing regarding diamonds. So she's fine with me getting something for her like moissanite, white sapphire, or whatever. She doesn't like the idea of blood diamonds at all.All I'm trying to say is the gag gift should never be tried on someone your romantically involved with (aka someone you care about). The odds of it being a success is small. And the odds of it blowing up in your face is great.
It seems that mostly men see the over-pricing and artificial rarity of diamonds as being a problem. To most women. It doesn't matter. It's the thought that counts with them. Most would see that gag gift as a translation of their relationship with the giver as a joke.