why do people lie about performance?

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I have a 9 inch penis. No really, I do. Why would I lie?

Plus, I am close personal friends with Bill Gates. He is sending me royalty checks weekly as a personal thank you for single-handedly upping the usage rates of Windows Vista. Again, total truth which I can back up by posting a pic of Bill right here to prove it, if you wish. Why would I lie?
 
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