Latest Report: Vista Sucks
This is Tiger Lord reporting at NYC where thousands of angry Vista users assembled to protest against the secret barrier Microsoft hard coded in their latest Operation System Windows Vista, limiting the use of any video cards you purchase.
''This is fucking nuts ! Vista sucks !'' cries one of the marching customer. When asked what the exact implications of the issue were, the response was extremely clear and logic: ''This new Vista shit limits the capacity of the hardware we buy ! And this is proven facts, it comes from a trusted source, a friend who is a computer guru, a master ! He has a ph.D. in Teeth Brushing Science and Garbage Can Design! He knows what he's talking about !''.
Microsoft was unavailable to comment on the issue. However, Microsoft's spokeperson was seen preparing the banner for the upcoming press conference to respond to the allegations, which sole design were three big letters read as L - O - L . We were unable to identify its meaning at this point.
Suffice to say there will be much more of those marches to come, as such business practice should be considered unacceptable.
This was Tiger Lord at Starbucks, in New York.
This is Tiger Lord reporting at NYC where thousands of angry Vista users assembled to protest against the secret barrier Microsoft hard coded in their latest Operation System Windows Vista, limiting the use of any video cards you purchase.
''This is fucking nuts ! Vista sucks !'' cries one of the marching customer. When asked what the exact implications of the issue were, the response was extremely clear and logic: ''This new Vista shit limits the capacity of the hardware we buy ! And this is proven facts, it comes from a trusted source, a friend who is a computer guru, a master ! He has a ph.D. in Teeth Brushing Science and Garbage Can Design! He knows what he's talking about !''.
Microsoft was unavailable to comment on the issue. However, Microsoft's spokeperson was seen preparing the banner for the upcoming press conference to respond to the allegations, which sole design were three big letters read as L - O - L . We were unable to identify its meaning at this point.
Suffice to say there will be much more of those marches to come, as such business practice should be considered unacceptable.
This was Tiger Lord at Starbucks, in New York.