Vista ate my dog, and blew up my car!

[Godofdestrcution]

When I brought home vista I was very happy, I set it down in front of the fireplace. I went outside to get a breath of fresh air.

But when I came inside, all was not normal.

I found my pc had become this:

Searching for answers, I tried to get online, but alas, I couldn't, because the drm wouldn't let me.

So I ran as fast as I could

To get guns

So I could destroy Vista once and for all.

But when I came back, to my horror, it held my

hostage, telling me, "Yeah, you install me and the machine gets it, you see?"

So I put my guns down, and then Vista's drm decided I hadn't bought Vista, and pulled a fast one:

But instead of shooting my dog, it ate it!

In shock, I ran

as fast as I could to my car...

But alas, Vista had planted disaster in case I uninstalled.

We is dead. The end.

This is obviously a fake story Post more fake stories, based on all the stupid FUD we are hearing...

 

[QwertyJuan]

b7!!

 

[GJSNeptune]

Let's address the major, gaping hole in your story first.

If I am not mistaken, DRM has absolutely nothing to do with internet access or validating Vista.

 

[Godofdestrcution]

It's not supposed to be real, it's supposed to be bashing the FUD itself.

 

[bbz_Ghost]

Let's address the major, gaping hole in your story first.

If I am not mistaken, DRM has absolutely nothing to do with internet access or validating Vista.

I gotta ask: Are you from planet Vulcan or something?

 

[odoe]

If this joke thread day or something?

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