Some users have recently had their accounts hijacked. It seems that the now defunct EVGA forums might have compromised your password there and seems many are using the same PW here. We would suggest you UPDATE YOUR PASSWORD and TURN ON 2FA for your account here to further secure it. None of the compromised accounts had 2FA turned on.
Once you have enabled 2FA, your account will be updated soon to show a badge, letting other members know that you use 2FA to protect your account. This should be beneficial for everyone that uses FSFT.
This is just a quirky guess, but I'm wondering if he didn't intentionally position his junk so that it would be well seated beneath the laptop. Maybe he liked the warming sensation just a little too much. Personally, my sack sure as hell doesn't rest on my legs when I'm sitting down.