The Random Sentence Generator

Almost daily, a evil potato politely painted a original book.

"an evil"

Fail - And here I was going to use this as a keyphrase generator for certs. :rolleyes:

;)
 
Keep getting the words to show up at least twice, like evil and dead body... Seems they need to add a larger vocabulary as well as to differentiate between "a" and "an" for vowels in the next word...
 
It almost sounds the like the autocomplete feature from The Onions "Apple Macbook Wheel" feature :)
 
Keep getting the words to show up at least twice, like evil and dead body... Seems they need to add a larger vocabulary as well as to differentiate between "a" and "an" for vowels in the next word...

And 'historian'. :)
 
However, this particular elephant quickly destroyed a dancing shampoo bottle.

The beginning of the next great American novel
 
Almost daily, a nerd regularly spat on the original chair.


Yeah.. the need to add more variety. After a while, you can tell that it is very limited and not very random at all.
 
A teacher dramatically destroyed a flaming dead body. However, this particular zombie angrily cleaned a flaming coffin.
 
And so, the evil potato quietly laughed at the dancing mirror.

Mr. Potatohead, no!

Mr. Potatohead nonchalantly exclaims:
Almost daily, I give not one fuck.

His friend quite dressed for the occasion asked:
Do you give two?

Mr. Potatohead gladly replies:
not one fuck nor two shits. ;)

Nobody knows why a[n] evil potato dramatically destroyed a flaming police car. Sometimes, the evil potato nervously sat on the secret book.

Only one ninja quietly kicked the green police car. A cat politely ate the green police car. However, this particular demon quietly destroyed a dancing police car.

And so, the ninja wrote about a cloned dead body.

And so, the fox quietly cleaned a[n] insane printer. Almost daily, a zombie regularly sat on the screaming printer.

A cat regularly laughed at the deadly printer. Sometimes, the fox sat on the cloned paper. Nobody knows why a[n] alien quietly spat on the secret paper. Nobody knows why a cat dramatically wrote about a cloned paper. Only one hand quietly destroyed a[n] original paper.

However, this particular alien dramatically destroyed a[n] insane mirror.

And so, the demon dramatically cleaned a cloned printer.
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If you read it in this order, it sounds like the weirdest, most fucked up Dr. Seuss book ever. :D
 
Hasn't been updated since 2003, so much potential.

This reminds me of mad libs. Those were funny as hell to do when i was a kid.
 
Not all that random.. almost every sentence has one or more of these words..

robot
angrily
flaming
monster
ate
teacher
screaming
coffin
However
dancing
grumpy
alien
ninja
deadly
shampoo bottle

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Way to go Steve in keeping us up to date on the latest hot websites from 2003. Great stuff to read while playing this..

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The butler destroyed a original candle.

However, this particular box politely captured the cloned coffin.

Nobody knows why a fox regularly cleaned a dancing chair.

However, this particular demon quietly screamed at a deadly paper.

And so, the ninja painted a confusing balloon.
 
Steve, wtf is up with these shitty links and news stories.

Wow! Talk about your random coincidences!! :D

<3
 
meh, don't see all the buzz. I did this in my visual basic class. Check the source code on the page. Not so dazzling.
 
Only one alien quickly cleaned a flaming shampoo bottle.


I started with butler, then hair, then cleaning, then aliens. Looks like each refresh would warrant something at least partially related to the previous sentence.
 
A robot dramatically painted a royal pile of biscuits. Almost daily, a elephant nervously sat on the green book. Sometimes, the monster politely kicked the cloned pile of biscuits. Sometimes, the monkey angrily destroyed a insane arm. Nobody knows why a cat nervously laughed at the dancing candle. However, this particular box politely screamed at a green cake. A butler spat on the original candle. A alien quietly ate the green hair. Only one elephant regularly wrote about a insane printer. However, this particular evil potato angrily sat on the grumpy candle. The teacher quietly cleaned a grumpy pile of biscuits. A butler nervously destroyed a flaming book. Only one fox nervously destroyed a flaming balloon. A demon regularly destroyed a electronic paper. A robot regularly screamed at a secret hair. Nobody knows why a fox regularly kicked the original gardener. And so, the teacher quickly ate the grumpy hair. Nobody knows why a nerd dramatically ate the original hair. A fox quickly captured the dancing police car. Almost daily, a monkey dramatically sat on the dancing shampoo bottle. However, this particular elephant dramatically laughed at the confusing balloon. Almost daily, a monkey politely laughed at the deadly mirror. The hand politely wrote about a original gardener. Only one monster dramatically sat on the dancing pile of biscuits. However, this particular box regularly sat on the screaming cake. A box ate the deadly pile of biscuits.

The End.
 
"Sometimes, the monster angrily sat on the electronic printer."
 
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]However, this particular monkey angrily kicked the electronic cake. [/FONT]
 
A monkey wrote about a screaming hair.

Only one monster wrote about a grumpy book.

Nobody knows why a cat angrily captured the confusing pile of biscuits.
 
Almost daily, a nerd regularly cleaned a flaming police car.


--this is what happens when you nerds riot!!

:pP
 
Nobody knows why a alien angrily destroyed a secret pile of biscuits.

Ain't it the truth.
 
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