Stupid Tech Product of the Day

[HardOCP News]

Apparently the powers that be at Coca Cola thought this was a good idea. How long do you think it will take before some dirty minded person compares this selfie-bottle to POV porn. Wait, I guess I just did.

Fitted with an in-built camera at its base, the gimmicky product comes with a sensor to detect when it experiences a 70-degree drinking tilt, at which point the camera fires up to take a snap of its owner mid-drink. Gefen have a long association with Coca-Cola, masterminding a number of stunts including a 'social robot' to give teenagers the chance to remotely attend the festival.

 

[cageymaru]

Just flip the camera so it is aiming down so we can get breast selfies! Even better is to let some Coke trickle down your chest for more immersion!

 

[DrBorg]

Tubgirl would love this, but I Really don't want to see that.

Any of that...

(if you've never been trolled with a tubgirl link, do not search it. Really.)

The one thing I hate about this interweb thingy; there are things you can't unsee.

 

[FrgMstr]

(if you've never been trolled with a tubgirl link, do not search it. Really.)

No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no!

 

[nilepez]

Tubgirl would love this, but I Really don't want to see that.

Any of that...

(if you've never been trolled with a tubgirl link, do not search it. Really.)

The one thing I hate about this interweb thingy; there are things you can't unsee.

I searched. Clicked on the urban dictionary link. No desire to see an actual picture.

 

[cthulhuiscool]

Tubgirl would love this, but I Really don't want to see that.

Any of that...

(if you've never been trolled with a tubgirl link, do not search it. Really.)

The one thing I hate about this interweb thingy; there are things you can't unsee.

 

[Private_Ops]

That's as bad as the selfie stick.

 

[Great Tiger]

Hey Coke, instead of spending money and foolish ideas such as this, just give me the money instead. I can put it to much better use.

 

[Bageland2000]

Can you imagine this catching on and becoming a craze?

 

[grifter_66]

If you think this is bad just wait for the Mountain Dew version...

 

[Criticalhitkoala]

Hey Coke, instead of spending money and foolish ideas such as this, just give me the money instead. I can put it to much better use.

Only if you are as potentially entertaining and full of nakedness worth looking at.

 

[sir-gold]

DickCam? DickVision?

My first though was that someone would mount this to a dildo.

 

[MV75]

An actual excuse for duck lips.

 

[sutyi]

DickCam? DickVision?

Shaft-O-Rama™