Stuff Android Fanatics Say

While the apple video seemed like an amalgam of iphone users in general, the guy in this video looks, sounds, and acts just like someone I know. Including discussing ROMs at the bar, trying to convince everyone how awesome NFC is, complaining about apple any time someone pulls an iphone out of their pocket, walking up to strangers to explain how his phone is better, etc.
 
heatlessscrub said:
Judging my cheeseburger, it is the best! Tomatoes, onions, mustard, olives, mushrooms, Swiss cheese, mayonnaise, lettuce, salt, haystack onions, BBQ sauce, pepper, shrimp, pizza slice, French fries, donuts, chili peppers, and corn chips!

SEE?! MULTIPLE INPUTS TO CHEESEBURGER MAKE IT WINNER!!
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that sounds like a dang good burger my dude.
 
heatlessscrub said:
WINDOWS 8 WINDOWS 8 WINDOWS 8
MILLIONS OF DEVICES
WINDOWS 8 WINDOWS 8 WINDOWS 8
MULTIPLE INPUT METHODS
WINDOWS 8 WINDOWS 8 WINDOWS 8
METRO METRO METRO METRO
WINDOWS 8 WINDOWS 8 WINDOWS 8
SURFACE SURFACE SURFACE
WINDOWS 8 WINDOWS 8 WINDOWS 8
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You forgot to mention "tablet" a few thousand times. :D
 
i lold because it's true that android users say that, and everything they say is true too :p
 
heatlesssun said:
LOL! I did say we, I counted myself. Judging by name I imagine you'll be banned shortly.;)
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I don't even need to guess who was behind that, either. Butthurt sure runs rampant 'round here.
 
well half of it was flat out fucking stupid, Of the remaining half most was true..
 
techrat said:
I don't even need to guess who was behind that, either. Butthurt sure runs rampant 'round here.
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I can say that while I find it very funny, I'm not behind it in any way, shape or form. If I were to do something like that I would make it a lot longer and pack it with lots of tripe and hyperbole, more like the Light That Lacks Warmth does.

:D
 
It's funny and it is kind of true.

Whenever people ask me about my GS3 I don't really boast about it. I tell them to wait until November if they want a new phone, and that it's good but not the most amazing thing.
 
Wow really?

Never seen half of those comments around, but I guess I can see it happening. I do hate Steve Jobs though...

That said, I love the magazine parts of the vid. Hilarious. "Even the magazines are twice the price. Douche" HAH!
 
I have to admit the part where he rants about steve jobs is very annoying (unfunny) but the rest is pretty damn funny.

lol @ "God! even the magazine is twice the price"
 
Somewhat accurate representation of what I have seen of Android users.
 
I guess I missed something funny in this thread. :( At least enough people quoted it so I kinda got the idea. Heatlesssun, you're famous and have infatuated fans now! :p
 
It's like the new Galaxy S 3 commercial...WHO THE EFF cares if you can bump a play list? How the hell is that cool? SMH I don't see but maybe 1 in 20 people with a GS3 phone, while I do see 1 in 3 people with a iPhone 4, 4S or a 5.......
 
ugemeistro said:
It's like the new Galaxy S 3 commercial...WHO THE EFF cares if you can bump a play list? How the hell is that cool? SMH I don't see but maybe 1 in 20 people with a GS3 phone, while I do see 1 in 3 people with a iPhone 4, 4S or a 5.......
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Apple only makes ONE model of smartphone. There's a billion different kind of Android phones.
 
I lol'd

Btw, is there any way to embed a sound file in these forums? I took a clip of audio from that video - at the very end. And thought it would be funny to have it play.
 
Lol, sounds like too many people around here. But whats worse is every single Android Fanatic at Engadget is 100% exactly like the video, and I know too many people who are like this to the point.
 
They were right on the subjects they covered, but having the guy make stupid noises like a little child was way off and kind of ruined it for me. At least they made up for it a little though by showing him in bed with a woman.
 
To be fair, "It's all about the widgets" is pretty darn true IMO!

I still don't know why Apple hasn't put some widget functionality in iOS. Think about all the "innovation" marketing they could pull if they did!
 
///AMG said:
Lol, sounds like too many people around here. But whats worse is every single Android Fanatic at Engadget is 100% exactly like the video, and I know too many people who are like this to the point.
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Really? even the weird laugh? The one that was like half the video?

I can see most of it, but that was just ugh...
 
Serpent said:
Really? even the weird laugh? The one that was like half the video?

I can see most of it, but that was just ugh...
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Yea believe it or not. I have a friend he is so pro android he does this to people all the time. Until recently I had a Gnex and he seemed to forget that and when I got the iPhone 5 last week he did the same thing to me and did this stupid ass laugh.
 
xIronCrossx said:
It's funny and it is kind of true.

Whenever people ask me about my GS3 I don't really boast about it. I tell them to wait until November if they want a new phone, and that it's good but not the most amazing thing.
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Not a heck of a lot to boast about. Those go for what, $100 on contract now? :D
 
I know nobody who says even 10% of this crap. Whoever wrote the script didn't do a very good job on it.

And anyone who actually says even 1/3 of this crap should feel ashamed.
 
"Let me root your phone..."

OMG that is me. I do this all the time to my sister. She has a myTouch 4G and from day 1 I kept bugging her to update the OS. But no, she is fine with the stock OS - Froyo.
 
///AMG said:
Yea believe it or not. I have a friend he is so pro android he does this to people all the time. Until recently I had a Gnex and he seemed to forget that and when I got the iPhone 5 last week he did the same thing to me and did this stupid ass laugh.
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Well, my faith in humanity has always been down in the depths... a couple more feet down won't change much, I guess.

Hah, reading that, I actually sound a bit hopeful! (Can't get any worst, right?)
 
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