OK this post got really long, so here's the tl;dr version: I'm not getting the connection speed they promised, and they're insisting it's my problem, when I'm 100% sure it's not.
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So I just moved into a new home and signed up for Comcast a couple of weeks ago. Signing up was a pain in the balls. At first, when I called them, they couldn't match the deal they showed on their website because I "wasn't in the area." Riiiiight, so I said "No thanks, I'll call Verizon."
I called Verizon and their reps were much nicer and more consistent. Every time I called them, I got the same rates, and it was actually pretty good, although Comcast cable was much faster. Apparently, I'm a couple of miles outside the zone for FIOS.
Anyway, back to Comcast, I called them several times and, literally, every time I called them I got a different story. $70 for basic internet. $50 for basic internet. You can't get internet without cable. $80 for internet and cable. It was total bullshit and I was getting fed up to the point of saying fuck it, I'll take the slower speed at Verizon. It's like choosing between the least crappy of two crappy evil empires.
The last time I called Comcast, however, I got a great deal. The rep said, "I know you only want internet, but we're doing a promotion where if you get basic cable for $40, you can add internet for $10, and a speed boost for $10 more. You have no contract and these prices are good for one year. Installation's free." I couldn't believe what I was hearing, so I said "Sign me up!" I also asked if I could see those terms in writing before the installation, and the rep said that was no problem, I'd get a confirmation email.
The confirmation email never came. I called them twice on it before the installation, and both times the rep said, "That's not our policy." When I shot back that the rep I spoke to promised an email, they said, "Yes, now I see a note on your account. We'll send the email right away."
It never came.
The installer comes by and he says that there is no cable television on the work order. Now I'm starting to get really fucking irritated. I don't even want cable, but if I'm paying for it then I'm going to get my fucking service. He says he'll install it anyway. Whatever. The installer sucked, he forgot his line tester so he tried three modems before running another line and it turned out the line from the curb was initially bad. He dropped the stinkiest shit I have ever smelled in our bathroom...shit lingered for more than a day! This is besides the point.
Finally, getting to the point, I'm only getting 6/1 Mbps when I paid for 16/2 Mbps, and their customer service is giving me the run around. They say everything looks good on their end, and the "speed tests" that they send me on also are showing that my connection is approximately 20/20Mbps. These tests are quite obviously bullshit because, practically speaking, my connection speeds is pegged at 700KBps down and 125KBps up, which is fucking suspiciously fucking close to 6/1Mbps. In fact it's dead fucking on. The last house I was at, the in-laws, had the same 16/2 Comcast connection which I would routinely max out to the promised 16/2. I was using the same network path: same patch cables, same router, same NIC, same everything. I rely on my fast connection not only for fun, but also for work purposes.
I've spend hours with customer service chat, I've spent a couple of hours on the phone, and they're giving me the run around.
I'm not sure what to do. On my bill I see that there's a municipal complaint officer I can contact, but I'm not sure if I should do so, yet. Is it enough to threaten to contact the complaint officer? Is this the type of complaint they handle? Will they even care?
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So I just moved into a new home and signed up for Comcast a couple of weeks ago. Signing up was a pain in the balls. At first, when I called them, they couldn't match the deal they showed on their website because I "wasn't in the area." Riiiiight, so I said "No thanks, I'll call Verizon."
I called Verizon and their reps were much nicer and more consistent. Every time I called them, I got the same rates, and it was actually pretty good, although Comcast cable was much faster. Apparently, I'm a couple of miles outside the zone for FIOS.
Anyway, back to Comcast, I called them several times and, literally, every time I called them I got a different story. $70 for basic internet. $50 for basic internet. You can't get internet without cable. $80 for internet and cable. It was total bullshit and I was getting fed up to the point of saying fuck it, I'll take the slower speed at Verizon. It's like choosing between the least crappy of two crappy evil empires.
The last time I called Comcast, however, I got a great deal. The rep said, "I know you only want internet, but we're doing a promotion where if you get basic cable for $40, you can add internet for $10, and a speed boost for $10 more. You have no contract and these prices are good for one year. Installation's free." I couldn't believe what I was hearing, so I said "Sign me up!" I also asked if I could see those terms in writing before the installation, and the rep said that was no problem, I'd get a confirmation email.
The confirmation email never came. I called them twice on it before the installation, and both times the rep said, "That's not our policy." When I shot back that the rep I spoke to promised an email, they said, "Yes, now I see a note on your account. We'll send the email right away."
It never came.
The installer comes by and he says that there is no cable television on the work order. Now I'm starting to get really fucking irritated. I don't even want cable, but if I'm paying for it then I'm going to get my fucking service. He says he'll install it anyway. Whatever. The installer sucked, he forgot his line tester so he tried three modems before running another line and it turned out the line from the curb was initially bad. He dropped the stinkiest shit I have ever smelled in our bathroom...shit lingered for more than a day! This is besides the point.
Finally, getting to the point, I'm only getting 6/1 Mbps when I paid for 16/2 Mbps, and their customer service is giving me the run around. They say everything looks good on their end, and the "speed tests" that they send me on also are showing that my connection is approximately 20/20Mbps. These tests are quite obviously bullshit because, practically speaking, my connection speeds is pegged at 700KBps down and 125KBps up, which is fucking suspiciously fucking close to 6/1Mbps. In fact it's dead fucking on. The last house I was at, the in-laws, had the same 16/2 Comcast connection which I would routinely max out to the promised 16/2. I was using the same network path: same patch cables, same router, same NIC, same everything. I rely on my fast connection not only for fun, but also for work purposes.
I've spend hours with customer service chat, I've spent a couple of hours on the phone, and they're giving me the run around.
I'm not sure what to do. On my bill I see that there's a municipal complaint officer I can contact, but I'm not sure if I should do so, yet. Is it enough to threaten to contact the complaint officer? Is this the type of complaint they handle? Will they even care?