Soap For Gamers

How about clear soap with a full body pic of Jessica Alba in it?

Maybe I am just a dirty old man? :confused:
 
DeathPrincess said:
You forgot those damned Pine trees. All men's perfume smells of pine trees.
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That's because they figure we is all either Princesses and need those flowery smells or Dawgs and need that piney scent :p

maybe we will start getting game tie in scents ... Farcry 3 - crawling out of the mass grave scent or skinning the tiger scent :eek:
 
Hagrid said:
How about clear soap with a full body pic of Jessica Alba in it?

Maybe I am just a dirty old man? :confused:
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Well, if you are using the soap you might be dirty but at least you won't be filthy :p
 
I thank God every time I remember that birds do not have sweat glands and don't need this thing called soap. I am thankful for Dawn, since that's used to save seabirds after oil spills.

kbrickley: I love your signature. That's one of my favorite quotes. ^_^
 
ShamisOMally said:
Does it come in a female version?

Cause I don't think its polite to be rubbing another mans junk in the shower ;p
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The Heart shaped one looks like it. Don’t try to eat it though, because glycerine is a laxative.:eek:
 
Phoenix333 said:
I thank God every time I remember that birds do not have sweat glands and don't need this thing called soap. I am thankful for Dawn, since that's used to save seabirds after oil spills.

kbrickley: I love your signature. That's one of my favorite quotes. ^_^
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It is good that Phoenixes are not dirty birds :) ... glad you enjoy the quote, I was listening to the audiobook containing "Tower of the Elephant" a ways back and the quote seemed very appropriate for the internet :cool:
 
WorldExclusive said:
Woman pulls back shower curtain and sees toy like soap...

Changes mind on having sex with man and leaves...

Sad.
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if the woman is in your shower looking around i would hope you have already slept with her.. otherwise shes just a nosey bitch and you should ditch her anyways
 
This soap sucks...real cheap shit...you know, the kinda soap that feels greasy and makes your skin real dry yet sticky...whack ass product!
 
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