Selfie Stick $11.99

Disney banned this, now the rest of the world also needs to do the same.
 
Get a nice tree limb (aka stick) and some duct tape and you got yourself a fully functional redneck selfie stick (and the only one that I wouldn't knock out of someone's hands).
 
Call me when the selfie axe comes on the market

Or the selfie spear....
Or the selfie mace....
Or the selfie 12 gauge
 
Selfie women are already on the market though they are constructed entirely out of $100 bills (or twenties if you're desperate enough)
 
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pillagenburn said:
Call me when the selfie axe comes on the market

Or the selfie spear....
Or the selfie mace....
Or the selfie 12 gauge
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This could actually make for an interesting picture, otherwise I have less than zero interest in "selfies". Even the word is obnoxious.
 
LigTasm said:
This could actually make for an interesting picture, otherwise I have less than zero interest in "selfies". Even the word is obnoxious.
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I'm just eagerly waiting for the Internet memes to show up...

"The selfie axe....you shoulda seen it coming"
 
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"But first, let me take a selfie."

In all seriousness, though, I read that budding videographers like using the selfie stick as an extension of the mic boom.
 
I bought a similar one for $10. Can also be used as a remote shutter since it is bluetooth to the phone.
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Someone needs to make a combination selfie stick and tactical baton. THAT I might consider buying.

I'm ~internet patenting~ that idea. Anyone who beats me to market owes me royalties.
 
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