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Quickly sterilizing a USB flash drive?

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Hehe, made a total troll comment on that video, waiting to see who bites.
 
bossman always pulling people's legs. just borrow his hammer... i hear you need Thor to lift it though
 
If small enough:
Dip it in peanut butter, or similar, and give it to a dog.

Even if it works when it comes out....I doubt anyone would find it.

If small enough:
A pare of pliers would likely work, wouldn't look as suspicious as a sledge hammer next to your computer, and wouldn't make such a mess. Put it in a bag, try to crush the board, then snap the board in 2 or 3 pieces, then flush in the toilet.

I'm curious how much beer was consumed during the conversation that led to this question.
 
I say dress up the flash drive appropriately and let nature take its course...

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If done correctly, the flash drive will be "safe" and the innards "mangled" beyond recognition. Problem solved!
 
there are a lot of Rube Goldberg ways to do this, but i cant think of anything easier and faster then a 4 pound sledge hammer.

or you can get a coil of copper tube and make an induction heater to keep around the drive. when the FBI gets close throw the switch and melt the thing.

install a tesla coil inside the computer, activated by text message or motion sensors maybe. might not be instant, but the resulting spark cloud will keep homeland security away from the PC long enough to fry everything. an internal battery backup for when they cut the power is optional but recomended.

a 5 gallon trash can full of thermite suspended above your desk (or installed in the ceiling) with a deadmans switch, or optional heart beat monitor so when you go down in a blaze of glory, they will have to clean up your stuff with a dustpan.

depends who you consider a plausable threat, i suppose.
 
You got your dirty videos you did with your outside relationships saved to a 32gb flash drive dont you?
 
At first I thought your comment was "Yawn, Boring, Put your Cock in there"....then I saw your comment. Not quite sure which one I laughed at more.
Through the whole 900-some posted comments on that video, I'm curiously how many "Nom Nom Nom" and "Oh no, my pronz" comments there were. I just laughed when I saw the exact same comment posted about three posts down, and then again.... and again.
 
Swirly face?


Just fill up the drive with garbage files and don't let any kids hack your gibson.
 
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