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Of course there will be pole dancing robots in the future. Was there ever a question?
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Finally robots can serve man in the way they were intended.
I hope they sound like Stephen Hawking's robot wheelchair voice. But also can't tell if this would confuse people from when they are getting 'aroused' by robots and not the natural human flesh us humans are born with.
Could solve the overpopulation and STD crisis, and think about all the time and money that men waste wooing women... hell, I'd be happy wearing a potato sack and what not if it weren't for all effort put into being attractive to the fairer sex and spending $80 a night on dinner/movie/bar/etc for the mere good chance for sex, and if its too easy then a good chance for herpes! Yay for the present!Good news! While men are busy watching a robot Naomi Armitage pole dancing, women will be elsewhere operating the push button Orgasmatic(TM) and everyone will generally be ignoring the world around them thanks to augmented reality. Yay for the future!
Could solve the overpopulation and STD crisis, and think about all the time and money that men waste wooing women... hell, I'd be happy wearing a potato sack and what not if it weren't for all effort put into being attractive to the fairer sex and spending $80 a night on dinner/movie/bar/etc for the mere good chance for sex, and if its too easy then a good chance for herpes! Yay for the present!
Utopia will be sexbots that can make sammiches.
For a moment i thought it was Steve jobs tuning his iRobot.
Could solve the overpopulation and STD crisis, and think about all the time and money that men waste wooing women... hell, I'd be happy wearing a potato sack and what not if it weren't for all effort put into being attractive to the fairer sex and spending $80 a night on dinner/movie/bar/etc for the mere good chance for sex, and if its too easy then a good chance for herpes! Yay for the present!
Utopia will be sexbots that can make sammiches.