Well, a good friend of mine that I play CS with had a little conversation with me about a half hour ago. To make a long story short, I didnt know people could be so dumb! Transcript below for your reading pleasure.
-R
PS: Please dont quote this.
biohazard says: I got a XP-90 + Panaflo 92mm H1BX.
-SH- SourPunch says: and taht is?
biohazard says: Idle/Load went from 35c/65c to 24c/36c and the AS5 hasnt kicked in yet.
biohazard says: Huge difference
biohazard says: Google "thermalright xp-90"
-SH- SourPunch says: wtf is it
biohazard says: ..a heatsink
-SH- SourPunch says: wuts it do
biohazard says: o.0
-SH- SourPunch says: i know
biohazard says: It's a heatsink for your CPU.
-SH- SourPunch says: ok?
biohazard says: Wow. CPU = Processor..
-SH- SourPunch says: lol
-SH- SourPunch says: i know that
biohazard says: sure you did
-SH- SourPunch says: im not comp stupid
-SH- SourPunch says: but..ya
-SH- SourPunch says: lol
-SH- SourPunch says: oh!!!! watercooling
biohazard says: :\
biohazard says: Uh, no?
biohazard says: Air cooling.
-SH- SourPunch says: uh..i clicked
biohazard says: The XP-90 is for air cooling, but nice try.
-SH- SourPunch says: lol
-SH- SourPunch says: i got radeon x800 xt...i need water cooling
biohazard says: Nice card, whats your full specs?
-SH- SourPunch says: umm
-SH- SourPunch says: idk
-SH- SourPunch says: lol
biohazard says: ..
-SH- SourPunch says: where do i find this shit out
biohazard says: You built it, right?
-SH- SourPunch says: no
-SH- SourPunch says: freind of my dad
-SH- SourPunch says: worx for dell
-SH- SourPunch says: got the parts
biohazard says: A dell.
-SH- SourPunch says: dell case
biohazard says: Bad.
-SH- SourPunch says: CASE
biohazard says: Anything remotely related to Dell.. except for their LCD's..
-SH- SourPunch says: LOL
biohazard says: Bad, very bad. Dell parts.
-SH- SourPunch says: omg
-SH- SourPunch says: no no no
biohazard says: Dell=BAD!
-SH- SourPunch says: he bought the parts himself
-SH- SourPunch says: idk where from
-SH- SourPunch says: but
biohazard says: Build your own.. you'll actually be able to overclock/upgrade in the future.
biohazard says: He bought them from Dell.
-SH- SourPunch says: no
biohazard says: Dude, you got a dell.
-SH- SourPunch says: FRYS
-SH- SourPunch says: FRYS
biohazard says: Frys sucks.
-SH- SourPunch says: FRYS
-SH- SourPunch says: i know
biohazard says: Dead parts = bad.
biohazard says: But most of all, DELL=BAD!
-SH- SourPunch says: let me know wut overclocked means
biohazard says: You don't know what overclocked means?
-SH- SourPunch says: nah
biohazard says: Do you know what "BIOS" mean?
-SH- SourPunch says: nah
biohazard says: How about "MOBO"?
-SH- SourPunch says: NO
biohazard says: AGP, PCI, PCI-E?
-SH- SourPunch says: im stupid
-SH- SourPunch says: PCI AGP
-SH- SourPunch says: yes
biohazard says: But you said you're not stupid with computers.
biohazard says: Woot! What's PCI-E mean?
-SH- SourPunch says: idk
biohazard says: SLI?
-SH- SourPunch says: lol i have no fucking clur
-SH- SourPunch says: clue
biohazard says: Keyboard?
-SH- SourPunch says: W00T
biohazard says: How about RAM?
-SH- SourPunch says: yes
biohazard says: Page file?
-SH- SourPunch says: ya'
biohazard says: What's the difference between AIR and WATER cooling?
-SH- SourPunch says: water and air
biohazard says: Sure, but whats the different parts?
-SH- SourPunch says: tubes...juncions
biohazard says: Tubes and "juncions"
biohazard says: k.
biohazard says: So, you dont know your system specs?
-SH- SourPunch says: no
biohazard says: Know what kind of processor you got?
-SH- SourPunch says: pentium 4?
biohazard says: Whats the clock rate?
-SH- SourPunch says: ...
biohazard says: Whats the factory speed?
-SH- SourPunch says: idk
biohazard says: Is it a northwood or prescott?
-SH- SourPunch says: idk
biohazard says: Okay. is your x800 XT a PE or non-PE?
-SH- SourPunch says: how the hell do i know
biohazard says: Is your x800 XT AGP or PCI-E?
-SH- SourPunch says: uhhh
-SH- SourPunch says: let me c
-SH- SourPunch says: i got it all
-SH- SourPunch says: dimension 8400
-SH- SourPunch says: pentium 4 CPU 3.20 GHz
-SH- SourPunch says: 3.19 GHz, 1.00 GB of ram
biohazard says: Do you know what your sound card is? Or is it integrated?
-SH- SourPunch says: normal
biohazard says: Normal?
-SH- SourPunch says: regular piece of shit
biohazard says: So is it integrated.. or?
-SH- SourPunch says: idk
biohazard says: Whats the brand of your RAM?
-SH- SourPunch says: i have absolutely no clue
biohazard says: Do you know what.. "FSB" is?
-SH- SourPunch says: Fucking and Sucking Bitch?
biohazard says: How much MHz is 3.20 GHz?
-SH- SourPunch says: 10000000000
biohazard says: you seriously dont know?
-SH- SourPunch says: no
biohazard says: Hmm.
-SH- SourPunch says: can u just tell me what overclocked means
biohazard says: How much did you pay for it?
-SH- SourPunch says: 2k
biohazard says: What kind of motherboard is in it?
-SH- SourPunch says: idk
biohazard says: Do you know what "HDD" means?
-SH- SourPunch says: no
biohazard says: what about IEEE 1394?
-SH- SourPunch says: ...
biohazard says: "firewire"?
-SH- SourPunch says: ?
biohazard says: "USB"?
-SH- SourPunch says: W00T
biohazard says: "PSU"?
-SH- SourPunch says: no
biohazard says: "power supply"?
-SH- SourPunch says: W00T
biohazard says: IDE? SATA? ATA? SCSI?
-SH- SourPunch says: no
biohazard says: RAID?
-SH- SourPunch says: bug spray
biohazard says: "FDD"?
-SH- SourPunch says: no
-SH- SourPunch says: yo
-SH- SourPunch says: im goin to bed
-SH- SourPunch says: tty in about 4
-SH- SourPunch says: hours
biohazard says: Sour.
-SH- SourPunch says: ?
biohazard says: You suck with computers.
-SH- SourPunch says: thanks
biohazard says: You're welcome!
-SH- SourPunch says:
-SH- SourPunch says: bb in 4
biohazard says: K.
biohazard says: Bye.
-SH- SourPunch says: u 2?
biohazard says: 4 PM? I suppose.
-SH- SourPunch says: omg
-SH- SourPunch says: 4 hours u tard
biohazard says: lol.
biohazard says: I'll be sleeping.
-SH- SourPunch says: ok
-SH- SourPunch says: till wut time
biohazard says: I'll be up at 8 AM.
-SH- SourPunch says: k
-SH- SourPunch says: me 2
-SH- SourPunch says: later.
biohazard says: I'll be online around 3 PM.
-SH- SourPunch says: omg
-SH- SourPunch says: ok
-SH- SourPunch says: later
biohazard says: Bye.
-R
PS: Please dont quote this.
biohazard says: I got a XP-90 + Panaflo 92mm H1BX.
-SH- SourPunch says: and taht is?
biohazard says: Idle/Load went from 35c/65c to 24c/36c and the AS5 hasnt kicked in yet.
biohazard says: Huge difference
biohazard says: Google "thermalright xp-90"
-SH- SourPunch says: wtf is it
biohazard says: ..a heatsink
-SH- SourPunch says: wuts it do
biohazard says: o.0
-SH- SourPunch says: i know
biohazard says: It's a heatsink for your CPU.
-SH- SourPunch says: ok?
biohazard says: Wow. CPU = Processor..
-SH- SourPunch says: lol
-SH- SourPunch says: i know that
biohazard says: sure you did
-SH- SourPunch says: im not comp stupid
-SH- SourPunch says: but..ya
-SH- SourPunch says: lol
-SH- SourPunch says: oh!!!! watercooling
biohazard says: :\
biohazard says: Uh, no?
biohazard says: Air cooling.
-SH- SourPunch says: uh..i clicked
biohazard says: The XP-90 is for air cooling, but nice try.
-SH- SourPunch says: lol
-SH- SourPunch says: i got radeon x800 xt...i need water cooling
biohazard says: Nice card, whats your full specs?
-SH- SourPunch says: umm
-SH- SourPunch says: idk
-SH- SourPunch says: lol
biohazard says: ..
-SH- SourPunch says: where do i find this shit out
biohazard says: You built it, right?
-SH- SourPunch says: no
-SH- SourPunch says: freind of my dad
-SH- SourPunch says: worx for dell
-SH- SourPunch says: got the parts
biohazard says: A dell.
-SH- SourPunch says: dell case
biohazard says: Bad.
-SH- SourPunch says: CASE
biohazard says: Anything remotely related to Dell.. except for their LCD's..
-SH- SourPunch says: LOL
biohazard says: Bad, very bad. Dell parts.
-SH- SourPunch says: omg
-SH- SourPunch says: no no no
biohazard says: Dell=BAD!
-SH- SourPunch says: he bought the parts himself
-SH- SourPunch says: idk where from
-SH- SourPunch says: but
biohazard says: Build your own.. you'll actually be able to overclock/upgrade in the future.
biohazard says: He bought them from Dell.
-SH- SourPunch says: no
biohazard says: Dude, you got a dell.
-SH- SourPunch says: FRYS
-SH- SourPunch says: FRYS
biohazard says: Frys sucks.
-SH- SourPunch says: FRYS
-SH- SourPunch says: i know
biohazard says: Dead parts = bad.
biohazard says: But most of all, DELL=BAD!
-SH- SourPunch says: let me know wut overclocked means
biohazard says: You don't know what overclocked means?
-SH- SourPunch says: nah
biohazard says: Do you know what "BIOS" mean?
-SH- SourPunch says: nah
biohazard says: How about "MOBO"?
-SH- SourPunch says: NO
biohazard says: AGP, PCI, PCI-E?
-SH- SourPunch says: im stupid
-SH- SourPunch says: PCI AGP
-SH- SourPunch says: yes
biohazard says: But you said you're not stupid with computers.
biohazard says: Woot! What's PCI-E mean?
-SH- SourPunch says: idk
biohazard says: SLI?
-SH- SourPunch says: lol i have no fucking clur
-SH- SourPunch says: clue
biohazard says: Keyboard?
-SH- SourPunch says: W00T
biohazard says: How about RAM?
-SH- SourPunch says: yes
biohazard says: Page file?
-SH- SourPunch says: ya'
biohazard says: What's the difference between AIR and WATER cooling?
-SH- SourPunch says: water and air
biohazard says: Sure, but whats the different parts?
-SH- SourPunch says: tubes...juncions
biohazard says: Tubes and "juncions"
biohazard says: k.
biohazard says: So, you dont know your system specs?
-SH- SourPunch says: no
biohazard says: Know what kind of processor you got?
-SH- SourPunch says: pentium 4?
biohazard says: Whats the clock rate?
-SH- SourPunch says: ...
biohazard says: Whats the factory speed?
-SH- SourPunch says: idk
biohazard says: Is it a northwood or prescott?
-SH- SourPunch says: idk
biohazard says: Okay. is your x800 XT a PE or non-PE?
-SH- SourPunch says: how the hell do i know
biohazard says: Is your x800 XT AGP or PCI-E?
-SH- SourPunch says: uhhh
-SH- SourPunch says: let me c
-SH- SourPunch says: i got it all
-SH- SourPunch says: dimension 8400
-SH- SourPunch says: pentium 4 CPU 3.20 GHz
-SH- SourPunch says: 3.19 GHz, 1.00 GB of ram
biohazard says: Do you know what your sound card is? Or is it integrated?
-SH- SourPunch says: normal
biohazard says: Normal?
-SH- SourPunch says: regular piece of shit
biohazard says: So is it integrated.. or?
-SH- SourPunch says: idk
biohazard says: Whats the brand of your RAM?
-SH- SourPunch says: i have absolutely no clue
biohazard says: Do you know what.. "FSB" is?
-SH- SourPunch says: Fucking and Sucking Bitch?
biohazard says: How much MHz is 3.20 GHz?
-SH- SourPunch says: 10000000000
biohazard says: you seriously dont know?
-SH- SourPunch says: no
biohazard says: Hmm.
-SH- SourPunch says: can u just tell me what overclocked means
biohazard says: How much did you pay for it?
-SH- SourPunch says: 2k
biohazard says: What kind of motherboard is in it?
-SH- SourPunch says: idk
biohazard says: Do you know what "HDD" means?
-SH- SourPunch says: no
biohazard says: what about IEEE 1394?
-SH- SourPunch says: ...
biohazard says: "firewire"?
-SH- SourPunch says: ?
biohazard says: "USB"?
-SH- SourPunch says: W00T
biohazard says: "PSU"?
-SH- SourPunch says: no
biohazard says: "power supply"?
-SH- SourPunch says: W00T
biohazard says: IDE? SATA? ATA? SCSI?
-SH- SourPunch says: no
biohazard says: RAID?
-SH- SourPunch says: bug spray
biohazard says: "FDD"?
-SH- SourPunch says: no
-SH- SourPunch says: yo
-SH- SourPunch says: im goin to bed
-SH- SourPunch says: tty in about 4
-SH- SourPunch says: hours
biohazard says: Sour.
-SH- SourPunch says: ?
biohazard says: You suck with computers.
-SH- SourPunch says: thanks
biohazard says: You're welcome!
-SH- SourPunch says:
-SH- SourPunch says: bb in 4
biohazard says: K.
biohazard says: Bye.
-SH- SourPunch says: u 2?
biohazard says: 4 PM? I suppose.
-SH- SourPunch says: omg
-SH- SourPunch says: 4 hours u tard
biohazard says: lol.
biohazard says: I'll be sleeping.
-SH- SourPunch says: ok
-SH- SourPunch says: till wut time
biohazard says: I'll be up at 8 AM.
-SH- SourPunch says: k
-SH- SourPunch says: me 2
-SH- SourPunch says: later.
biohazard says: I'll be online around 3 PM.
-SH- SourPunch says: omg
-SH- SourPunch says: ok
-SH- SourPunch says: later
biohazard says: Bye.