Ok... so i wrote a poem

Tygerwoody

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The name of my Poem is
"Nvidia and ATi im tired of your BS launches, i want my card now and i want it today and ummm.... Gothic Circle is teh win"​

I need my A F,
i need my A A.
ATi and Nvidia help me out guys,
I want my card today.

The clock is ticking,
People are dying.
And I keep wondering,
Is this person lieing?

Could it be true,
Did my order just get delayed?
Do i need to cancel ATi,
and go for Nala the Mermaid?

ATi you are messing up,
I thought we was doggs.
You paper launched ur gpu,
Now i see you as frogs.

"But we have Halflife 2",
Is what they say
Well I'd rather have Doom 3,
because in comparison Halflife is pretty gay

I have a preorder at gateway,
For the x800xt Platinum Edition.
Should i stick with what i know,
Stick with my Nvidia tradition

Yes i know,
The FX series sucked pretty bad
But this time they are better,
So am i suppose to be glad?

I dont care,
About some stupid Pixel Shader three point O.
All i care about,
Is being able to play games like Neverwinter Nights you know?

ATi cant do it,
they dont even try.
All they do is make drivers,
That like to cheat and lie.

The truth is,
optimizations are what we really need.
They increase the size of e-penis through benchmarks,
3 inches guar-ran-teed.

The Geforce 6800 Ultra,
Now thats a cool name.
But I dont see how its that Ultra,
When i can't use it to play a game.

Its not at my house,
hell it is not even in the mail.
Its chillin with its buddy XT PE,
Whose architecture is just about as old as the holy grail.

I need my A F,
I need my A A.
ATi and Nvidia help me out guys,
I want my card today.
 

sgi02

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Hello,

Wow.... I know that im a geek but man you need help. Cheers!

Zachary
 

SithSolo1

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Eh it was ok, a lil heavy on the down with ATi side but none the less was ok.

Might want to change:

Could it be true,
Did my order just get delayed?
Do i need to cancel ATi,
and go for the Nala the Mermaid?

to

Could it be true,
Did my order just get delayed?
Do i need to cancel ATi,
and go for Nala the Mermaid?
 

Brent_Justice

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the X800pro and xt are not a paper launch

people have Pro's and XT's in their hands as we speak playing games on them

neat poem though
 
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yea check my thread about
"well looks like tomorrow is blah blah blah"

go to the 3rd page CIWS has his x800XT PE
 

Merlin45

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well if a couple of cards existing in the hands of the consumers is all it takes for ati to have a non-paper launch, than nvidia also has finally really launched their products, as their are people who have bought the retail cards and are playing games on them as we speak. Neither company has been able to meet demand, though ATI is doing a better job.
 

Tygerwoody

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heh i have a full time job and go to school.... i just get bored extremely easy... if u guys want an encore all you gotta do is say so ;)
 

M4d-K10wN

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Companies paper launching your favorite video cards?! Nobody has to live with this kind of shit. Commit suicide, It will make them regret it.
 

desta23

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ya...peeps have 6800u's and x800xt pe's....basically it has been easier to get an x800xt pe retail... but there are just as many 6800u's out there because nvidia released more to places like voodoo, alienware, and falcon while ati has put them in the retail channel....newegg has had the 6800u in stock...
 

desta23

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idiots, idiots
i see them everyday

they write these retarded poems,
wont they please just go away
 
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