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And it came to pass in those days, that there went out a decree from Caesar Augustus, that all the world should be taxed.

(And this taxing was first made when Cyre'ni-us was governor of Syria.)

And all went to be taxed, every one into his own city.

And Joseph also went up from Galilee, out of the city of Nazareth, into Judea, unto the city of David, which is called Bethlehem, (because he was of the house and lineage of David,)

to be taxed with Mary his espoused wife, being great with child.

And so it was, that, while they were there, the days were accomplished that she should be delivered.

And she brought forth her firstborn son, and wrapped him in swaddling clothes, and laid him in a manger; because there was no room for them in the inn.

And there were in the same country shepherds abiding in the field, keeping watch over their flock by night.

And, lo, the angel of the Lord came upon them, and the glory of the Lord shone round about them; and they were sore afraid.

And the angel said unto them, Fear not: for, behold, I bring you good tidings of great joy, which shall be to all people.

For unto you is born this day in the city of David a Saviour, which is Christ the Lord.

And this shall be a sign unto you; Ye shall find the babe wrapped in swaddling clothes, lying in a manger.

And suddenly there was with the angel a multitude of the heavenly host praising God, and saying,

Glory to God in the highest,
and on earth peace,
good will toward men.

And it came to pass, as the angels were gone away from them into heaven, the shepherds said one to another, Let us now go even unto Bethlehem, and see this thing which is come to pass, which the Lord hath made known unto us.

And they came with haste, and found Mary and Joseph, and the babe lying in a manger.

And when they had seen it, they made known abroad the saying which was told them concerning this child.

And all they that heard it wondered at those things which were told them by the shepherds.

But Mary kept all these things, and pondered them in her heart.

And the shepherds returned, glorifying and praising God for all the things that they had heard and seen, as it was told unto them.
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Merry Christmass!!
 
Merry Xmas Folks..... Have a Good een!!

Tip Of The Day: DONT OVERCLOCK WHEN DRUNK ;) :D
 
Merry Christmas! Elios: My uncle read that today at Christmas dinner. Deja Vu. :eek:
 
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Merry Christmas! :)
 
Merry Christmas to all of the [H] members from the staff of the [H]ardforums, may your day be all you wished for and your New Year even better. :cool:
 
Merry Christmas!!! I stayed up to midnight last night just to yell 'Merry Christmas' to all of my friends. Then i went to bed.
 
Merry Xmas, Mods, Admins, Kyle, and all of the awesome [H] Members and [H] Staf!!

Rock on!!!
 
Everyone have a safe and happy holiday!

And thanks to the mods and admin for keeping this place running!
 
Merry everything to everyone here! And for anyone who missed it, Kyle posted this on the front page last night.

'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the bunker
Not a creature was stirring, not even a lawyer;
The vid cards were hung over the door with care,
In the hopes that NVIDIA SLI soon would be there;

Brent and Morry were nestled all snug in their beds,
While the latest review played out in their heads;
And Steve in his Bra, and Kyle in his cap,
Had just settled down for a hearty nightcap;

When out at The Planet there arose such a clatter,
Kyle sprang from his chair to see what was the matter.
He hopped in the Hummer to head to the colo,
He drove down the tollway like a half crazed mofo.

The forums had crashed and the main page was slow,
Kyle got pissed, he looked for something to throw
When what to his wondering eyes should appear,
But a riced out sleigh, and eight tiny reindeer,

With an angry old driver, so determined and miffed,
Kyle knew in a moment it must be Cliff.
More rapid than eagles his commands they flew,
And he typed, and he cursed them, while he sat in a stew

"Now, HERMES! now, ARES! now, HERA and ZEUS!
On, APOLLO! on ATHENA! on, APHRODITE and CHAOS!
Restart that process! Reboot that OS!
Start working right now before I switch to MS!

As vaporware withers under a harsh reviewers eyes,
The forums they worked and started to fly,
The main page was humming and Cliff was smug
Kyle was happy and suggested beer in a mug

And then in a twinkling, Kyle saw in the lot
the shiny red sleigh, Cliff didn't.. It's not!
Kyle was worried as Cliff headed to the sleigh
Kyle asked wtf is that?, and Cliff turned to say..

My car wouldn’t start Cliff said with a grin
Then I saw this sleigh, and thought 'teh win'!!"
There was a guy on my roof all dressed in red
I figured he wouldn’t miss his shiny red sled

Oh crap said Kyle you've stolen Santa's sleigh!
Well then, said Cliff, we'd best be on our way
You dumbass, said Kyle what were you thinking?
Cliff said, I left out some beer that I'm sure he is drinking!

With a call to the reindeer and a sip of some beer
They raced off to Cliff's, with nary a fear.
Arriving at Cliff's they were surprised to see
Santa sitting there drinking beer and playing Doom3

He played fast and loose, that wily old elf,
And they chuckled when they saw him, in spite of themselves;
With a click of the mouse and a twist of his head,
He fired the BFG and put that last Hellknight to bed;

Santa said thanks for the beer, but now I must go
Frisco is nice but I’m used to snow!
With a wave of his hand and a 6-pack for the trip
Santa hopped in his sleigh, and called out with this witty quip

Thanks for the break on this long winter night,
Thanks too for coming back, you gave me a fright!
Here’s to hardware a plenty, and lots of schwag
Merry Christmas to all! and to all a good Frag!

by: Brian Holmes
 
^^^
It's either a typo or he's making fun of Christmas...at least I'll know where to find him, if it's not a typo, 100 years from now ;)...
 
Lethal said:
Merry everything to everyone here! And for anyone who missed it, Kyle posted this on the front page last night.

'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the bunker
Not a creature was stirring, not even a lawyer;
The vid cards were hung over the door with care,
In the hopes that NVIDIA SLI soon would be there;

Brent and Morry were nestled all snug in their beds,
While the latest review played out in their heads;
And Steve in his Bra, and Kyle in his cap,
Had just settled down for a hearty nightcap;

When out at The Planet there arose such a clatter,
Kyle sprang from his chair to see what was the matter.
He hopped in the Hummer to head to the colo,
He drove down the tollway like a half crazed mofo.

The forums had crashed and the main page was slow,
Kyle got pissed, he looked for something to throw
When what to his wondering eyes should appear,
But a riced out sleigh, and eight tiny reindeer,

With an angry old driver, so determined and miffed,
Kyle knew in a moment it must be Cliff.
More rapid than eagles his commands they flew,
And he typed, and he cursed them, while he sat in a stew

"Now, HERMES! now, ARES! now, HERA and ZEUS!
On, APOLLO! on ATHENA! on, APHRODITE and CHAOS!
Restart that process! Reboot that OS!
Start working right now before I switch to MS!

As vaporware withers under a harsh reviewers eyes,
The forums they worked and started to fly,
The main page was humming and Cliff was smug
Kyle was happy and suggested beer in a mug

And then in a twinkling, Kyle saw in the lot
the shiny red sleigh, Cliff didn't.. It's not!
Kyle was worried as Cliff headed to the sleigh
Kyle asked wtf is that?, and Cliff turned to say..

My car wouldn’t start Cliff said with a grin
Then I saw this sleigh, and thought 'teh win'!!"
There was a guy on my roof all dressed in red
I figured he wouldn’t miss his shiny red sled

Oh crap said Kyle you've stolen Santa's sleigh!
Well then, said Cliff, we'd best be on our way
You dumbass, said Kyle what were you thinking?
Cliff said, I left out some beer that I'm sure he is drinking!

With a call to the reindeer and a sip of some beer
They raced off to Cliff's, with nary a fear.
Arriving at Cliff's they were surprised to see
Santa sitting there drinking beer and playing Doom3

He played fast and loose, that wily old elf,
And they chuckled when they saw him, in spite of themselves;
With a click of the mouse and a twist of his head,
He fired the BFG and put that last Hellknight to bed;

Santa said thanks for the beer, but now I must go
Frisco is nice but I’m used to snow!
With a wave of his hand and a 6-pack for the trip
Santa hopped in his sleigh, and called out with this witty quip

Thanks for the break on this long winter night,
Thanks too for coming back, you gave me a fright!
Here’s to hardware a plenty, and lots of schwag
Merry Christmas to all! and to all a good Frag!

by: Brian Holmes
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:D :D :D :D hahahahahaha ahahahahahaha i just laughed my *** off... i'm printing that out and putting it on my wall. hahahaha...
 
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