Mass Effect: Andromeda Features "Full Nudity," Is "Totally Softcore Space Porn"

[Megalith]

Finally, the important stuff: how fleshed out will the banging be in the new Mass Effect game? Bioware executive Aaryn Flynn commented yesterday that the title would feature characters in their birthday suits, going so far as claiming it would be space porn. But as we all know, nudity is a sin that is a hundred times worse than gore and violence, so Mr. Flynn has already dialed back his comments after the Twitter brigade showed up.

What appears to have been a preliminary rating for Andromeda spotted by BioWare Social Network showed an M rating and mentioned "partial nudity." However, Flynn's new tweet suggests that the rating's language will be amended. With just a few more weeks to go before launch, we would expect the official rating to be published on the ESRB's website very soon. It's also possible Flynn was simply joking around. We've followed up with BioWare in an attempt to get more details. The ESRB ratings for Mass Effect and Mass Effect 3 mention "partial nudity," but Mass Effect 2's does not. Flynn went on to joke that Andromeda, which will have "pretty good banging," is "totally softcore space porn."

 

[otherweeb]

So, the content will still be there for modders to unlock, eh?

 

[Jim Kim]

Finally, a game you can play in 5 minute spurts.

 

[ir0nw0lf]

"pretty good banging" As opposed to "pretty bad banging?"

 

[Pusher of Buttons]

Ah good, Bioware....can't make a decent ending for my 100+ hours of Mass Effect 1-2-3 game play...but dammit if I won't be able to to see every rendered droplet during the Krogan bukkake scene. Priorities.

 

[otherweeb]

Finally, a game you can play in 5 minute spurts.

Ha, spurts, (12yo brain kicks in)

 

[kreno]

Ah good, Bioware....can't make a decent ending for my 100+ hours of Mass Effect 1-2-3 game play...but dammit if I won't be able to to see every rendered droplet during the Krogan bukkake scene. Priorities.

Literally laughed out loud. OMG.

 

[oldmanbal]

you'd have to decomission any spaceship that had a bukkake party in low gravity, there would be no way to clean it up.

 

[Pusher of Buttons]

you'd have to decomission any spaceship that had a bukkake party in low gravity, there would be no way to clean it up.

Duh, you need to use "Singularity" and it'll gather it all up into a nice neat little ball for clean up

 

[DF-1]

I guess they gotta sell it somehow.

 

[Burticus]

We'll bang, OK?

 

[Nashligo]

I feel like the [H] news pictures are looking more and more like click-bait ads. Not all of them, but some are pretty bad. Just waiting for the articles to be titled "When you see what this Asari is looking at, you'll be left speechless"

 

[Rahh]

The mods now will alone make this title successful. ha! Sex sells...

 

[grtitan]

I always found that weird, gore, violence, murder, gets a PG, maybe a PG 13.

Show a nipple or hell, maybe a female in underwear and boom rated R and be grateful they dont rate it X.

 

[EODetroit]

They're just giving the people what they want, that never turned out bad for anyone....

 

[Darunion]

They're just giving the people what they want, that never turned out bad for anyone....

Is a better market strategy creating something people do not want?

Unless you aren't being sarcastic, in which case I agree.

 

[PaulP]

Nudity and sex, oh no! I'm sure that there will be none of that in the future!

 

[Peter2k]

Nudity and sex, oh no! I'm sure that there will be none of that in the future!

They're just giving the people what they want, that never turned out bad for anyone....

I liked wolfenstein new order, amongst other reasons, that it seemed to be a game from adults for adults

not just gore, but steamy bits as well

 

[Summoner]

I doubt it will be anything like Witcher 3.

 

[Chebsy]

Got my copy on pre-order, hope its as good as the first two were.

 

[Dekoth-E-]

Meh..years ago I would have been like "Hell Yea!" Now I'm not really finding myself caring about animated tits..

Fuck it..buying it anyhow.

 

[Youn]

Just don't look up 12 inches and you should be good to go...

 

[OutOfPhase]

Rejected marketing message #22:
"Be the armchair Captain Kirk as you bang green chicks nonstop!"

 

[Aireoth]

Now if only bioware had:

1. Good character models
2. Fixed the waxy shine
3. Good animations both body and facial

Feels like 'hey we have sex, just ignore that the female models bad nose, hair, jaw, arch. The waxy sheen on all our models. Weird stares and facial ticks, and awkward body poses.

 

[Twisted Kidney]

I'm reminded of the best romances in gaming history: Saint's Row 4

 

[Ranulfo]

We'll bang, OK?

Sheppard and his weakness for unicorns.

 

[bbf]

If the "adult mini-game" is anything like driving a Mako to recover resources in Mass Effect 1, it will be a wholly unsatisfying experience, both unresponsive and tedious. :-O

 

[MrBonk]

They're just giving the people what they want, that never turned out bad for anyone....

Unless the game comes from Japan and/or uses a highly stylized completely non realistic, not at all 1:1 real life proportioned art style.
Then it's BAD and you should FEEL BAD.

Says the internet!

 

[Tiburon1186]

I still don't know why people have a stick up their ass about nudity anymore.

 

[Monkey God]

Obvious marketing ploy is obvious.

 

[Youn]

I still don't know why people have a stick up their ass about nudity anymore.

nudity = sexy thoughts = sin = homosexuality = satan returns and destroys mankind forever

 

[Burticus]

nudity = sexy thoughts = sin = homosexuality = satan returns and destroys mankind forever

Damn if that's the case, better not turn on a TV nowadays.

 

[NIVO]

see this is where you dont announce jack shit. Just throw it out there to the Mass(es) for Effect(iveness). Let the aftermath ensue. Win. Profit. Get Sued. People(wimmins) outcry for exploitation, yadda yadda etc etc.

 

[Gasaraki_]

Ah good, Bioware....can't make a decent ending for my 100+ hours of Mass Effect 1-2-3 game play...but dammit if I won't be able to to see every rendered droplet during the Krogan bukkake scene. Priorities.

There was a Korgan bukkake scene? I guess I didn't get 100% completion after all.

 

[Burticus]

If the "adult mini-game" is anything like driving a Mako to recover resources in Mass Effect 1, it will be a wholly unsatisfying experience, both unresponsive and tedious. :-O

I've been with the same lady for 20 years, and I totally understand all of that.

 

[hedron]