Why doesn't Shepard get a badass Asian biotic squadmate with a sword? The Alliance trips over its own feet. They really just send Vega and nobody else? And aren't the default weapons just vendor trash? I tried them out on the targets after Horizon and they felt pathetic.
James is a fine soldier, but humanity's last hope and he's the only human option other than Virmire survivor? He or she is weak, IMO, especially after seeing the beat down on Mars.
The only squadmate that made me smile in combat was Grunt. Why didn't they enable a Salarian STG infiltrator? I don't care about war assets.
Does anyone do stupid stuff like have James try to hack things or do anything at a console and see what happens?
Kai-Leng is the most retarded character in the whole series. Asain badass with a sword? Not really. A dying Drell stopped him from getting to his target. That tells you what kind of failure Kai-Leng really is. Kai-Leng uses a sword as a main weapon. This also shows how retarded he is. N7's which use his armor and weapon in multiplayer use the sword only for close quarters and special circumstances. Not as a primary weapon. There is a reason why the sword fell out of favor in the last 200 years. It's retarded when your opponents have ranged weapons.
Default weapons vendor trash? Not really since you can't sell them. Many of the game's weapons are good and some aren't. Nearly all of them are good if you A Know how to use them and B Know what situations call for them. Some weapons compliment each other. This is far more apparent on harder difficulty levels. If you pick a weak SMG for your primary weapon then something harder hitting like the M-77 Paladin or M-6 Carnifex makes a lot of sense. If you choose something like the M-96 Mattock then pairing it with a faster firing secondary weapon is the way to go.
And yes, there is at least one instance where James hacking something shows a funny easter egg in which he looks like a moron and kicks the console.