<insert rubber/glue rhyme> I actually don't blame them for ridiculing the willfully ignorant.Its plain to see theres clearly a lack of reading (use of brain also maybe) going on here. I expected more neurons firing from a site of this calibre; shame really.
The kooks have already officially been answered. http://public.web.cern.ch/public/en/LHC/Safety-en.html
Fire it up and make some discoveries!