Is this for real?

I know... Sony has answered all the Hardcore players answer. Now they can truly grind to Endgame without having to stop to get food.
 
Yeah, I'm willing to bet that it's 100% true. I order my pizza online sometimes from pizza hut.

That said, I can't decide if I find the notion of ordering pizza through a game beautiful or disturbing! I'm leaning towards the latter, though probably only because it's the "right" thing to do.
 
Now that I think of it, that's really damn horrible. Even IF you wanted to be completely lazy, you could still pick up the phone and call it in!
 
When I clicked the link, my station name displayed at the top. I bet its legit! :D
 
Just tried it, works. Its not really ingame. You type it then it will window EQ2 and open up your browser to Pizza Huts Ordering page...
 
this is just the start, they're trying to ease you into thinking about pizza hut while you're in the game. In a few months, they're be a new zone addition... the food court. Walk your toon up to the counter to buy virtual pizza, then have it delivered to your real front door!! I wonder how many platinum pieces it will cost?
 
black_b[ ]x said:
this is just the start, they're trying to ease you into thinking about pizza hut while you're in the game. In a few months, they're be a new zone addition... the food court. Walk your toon up to the counter to buy virtual pizza, then have it delivered to your real front door!! I wonder how many platinum pieces it will cost?
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That's a great idea, lol.
 
Now all you need is a toilet/gaming chair and you'll never have to quit for anything!
 
kpedge said:
Now all you need is a toilet/gaming chair and you'll never have to quit for anything!
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Y'know, there just MIGHT be a market for such a thing. However, it would cost a bundle to have a plumber install the lines, unless you're wanting to make it like a porta shitter that uses chemicals instead of water.
 
kpedge said:
Now all you need is a toilet/gaming chair and you'll never have to quit for anything!
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combine a portapotty and a mobility scooter and your in business,
 
Tiny said:
It is real, it is mentioned on the [H] front page.
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I hardly ever go to the front page...sorry if it's been posted, didn't see a thread on it yet.
 
Not quite sure why someone can't simply pick up the phone and call to accomplish the same thing.

Anyway, they still have to get off their butt and answer the door when the delivery person arrives.
 
Wow! That has to be the best, and the laziest idea I have ever seen!

Although... I wonder, do you think that they could tell you're a gamer when you order? Who knows what they'd do to your pizza then. :D
 
k1pp3r said:
combine a portapotty and a mobility scooter and your in business,
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you would also need someway to remotly control your pants, cause a pantless man on a motor potty might scare off the deliverymen.
 
obyj34 said:
you would also need someway to remotly control your pants, cause a pantless man on a motor potty might scare off the deliverymen.
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extended zipper? hooked to a string on the chair that responds to a hotkey pressed on the keyboard.

Or you could just cut out the butt of your pants
 
This is blatently stolen from someone else, but now they just need /sex.
 
wfalcon said:
Not quite sure why someone can't simply pick up the phone and call to accomplish the same thing.

Anyway, they still have to get off their butt and answer the door when the delivery person arrives.
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Well duh, you can't use the phone when you're playing via dial-up :eek:


:D :D :D
 
Eventually some of these tards are gonna have to stand up and when they finally do!!!

PINS AND NEEDLES!!


This makes me laugh, I cannot really point the finger because back in the day I used to MUSH for hours at a time, but at some point you gotta get out and see the friggin sun and real women! Then again 90% of the eq'ers are living with they're parents.....

*runs and hides from eq'ers flaming back from they're porta-potty's*

-Rikus
 
wfalcon said:
Not quite sure why someone can't simply pick up the phone and call to accomplish the same thing.

Anyway, they still have to get off their butt and answer the door when the delivery person arrives.
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Yeah, what they really need to make to go along with this is a printer that will print an edible pizza for you while you sit there. :D


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k1pp3r said:
combine a portapotty and a mobility scooter and your in business,
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Nope, that still requires you to answer the door and interface with the primate on the other side. Might I suggest a feeding tube and an on site nurse paid by automatic withdraw from your bank account. This would resolve the issue of maintaining the feeding tube and the annoying interruption of actually wiping after defecating. :eek:
 
The only thing I see wrong with this system is that PH doesn't take online orders in this town.
 
Also you could add an automatic liposuction attachment for all the flab that will be accumulating due to a pizza diet and no movement. You'd need something that dispensed local anesthetic as well.
 
Kinda makes you wonder what the waist size of these peeps are....LMFAO ! If your an Evercrack head than...LOL....I 'm sorry 'bout the comment...LOL. Hey I'm a system tweaker...so I guess I need a life too...LOL :eek:
 
Luthorcrow said:
Nope, that still requires you to answer the door and interface with the primate on the other side. Might I suggest a feeding tube and an on site nurse paid by automatic withdraw from your bank account. This would resolve the issue of maintaining the feeding tube and the annoying interruption of actually wiping after defecating. :eek:
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you could always have your pc beside a drop slot, with an auto debit account, so they just have to drop the pizza
 
kpedge said:
Now all you need is a toilet/gaming chair and you'll never have to quit for anything!
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I've told the story a few times, but one of my best friends had a neighbor in his dorm that used to shit in a tube sock and piss in a jar so he wouldn't have to stop playing Everquest. He earned the nickname Poopsock, and ended up failing out of school. I'm sure he's made something of himself.
 
There's obviously a market for this...

You start with a Lazy boy or Barcalounger and then you "mod" it as follows...

1. In the seat cushson you install a 1in rubber conbination enema and feeding pipe that
passes thru an inflatable ballon tip. Add a red button on arm rest to inflate/deflate
the ballon seal.

2. Mount a small box to side of recliner with connections and controls for a "flavor" tube
and an inflatable device used to collect urine.

3. Mount a small board on arm rest for mouse pad.

4. Install swing-arm mounts for flat panel monitor and keyboard.

Here's how it works...

You pop your fat butt down onto the pipe, slip on the urine collector and press the red button. This process is called "plugging-in". You then slip the flavor tube into the edge
of your mouth and swing your arm mounted flat panel and keyboard into position.

Then it happens, you've been gaming for several hours and you suddenly realize you are hungry. You issue the command to order a pizza. They already have your credit card on file. Ordering the pizza automatically instructs the throne to begin the enema process
so they you will be ready when the Pizza arrives.

30 minutes later the Pizza guy pulls up outside and gets out with a device that looks
something like a BIOrifle from the game Unreal and walks up to your door. There underneath the doorbell has been installed a 1in quick release fitting. He attaches
the Device and in just a few seconds injects the warm liquid cheese, meat, and tomato paste directly into your stomach via your rectum! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh... Burp...
Feeling the warm rush of the pizza you press a button and the flavor tube dispenses
a shot a pizza flavoring into the corner of your mouth.

But wait! There's more! The Pizza guy also has a six pack of beer! He takes a can,
and inserts it into a holder on the side of the gun and presses a button. A needle
pearces the bottom of the can and the can collapases as six beers are injected directly
into your stomach.

Last but not least, the Pizza guy snaps a Nitrogen cartridge into the gun and shoots
a blast of compressed air up your butt to force any remaining Pizza and Beer still
hanging around in your colon into your stomach... Burpppppppppppppppp....!

Best of all, you can set up a recurring order. You don't even have to order. They just
show up every few hours and "pump-you-up".

Now you will of course have to unplug at least once every 2-3 weeks, waddle your fat butt into the bathroom and take a shower but other than that you can pretty much game 24/7.
 
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