well, this belongs in the general mayham section but i cant post in there so...
How did u get screwed over today?
first off, i was at my aunt and uncle's house opening presents and then when everyone left the room, i was wondering, hey, i didnt get a present from my aunt and uncle, so i go up to my aunt and asked, "what did u get me for christmass?" and she was like, fuck, i forgot and then she ran in a room, grabbed a card, and put $100 in it and said merry christmas! i was like cool, i didnt really care. then she asked me what i got and i didnt get her gift, i open a present that had my name on it and it was a sweater that a old man would wear (im 15) and i had a funny look on my face and she was like, shit, thats not for u and then handed me the present labeled for the guy that the sweater was for and it had two shirts for me in it. this really didnt bug me and was rather funny. after that, she sees me and slipped me one of those $1 scratch lottery tickets and i just slipped it in my pocket.
and now on the way home, it was dark and i managed to read the rules dispite of the darkeness, it said that u could win up to $25,000 and u had to match up 3 of the same numbers to win. i grabbed a quarter from my sister and strated scratching. then i was like, "Holy Shit, I WON" i got 3 $25,000 numbers and i was so happy i was histerical, and as u imagin the first thing that poped in my head was to get the most kick-ass computer that money can buy!!! , then i read the claiming information, and it went down hill from there...and it goes something like this...
"Claiming Information
wining tickets of $10,000 or more must submit claim form by mail. Claim forms supplied by santa claus. all wining tickets must be validated by the tooth fairy and conform to her game rules. winning prizes mat NOT be claimed anywhere, so forget about it! all winners are losers and must have an excellent sense of humor.
Holder must complete this portion in invisible ink. THIS TICKET IS FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY
Please play responsibly!"
man i got so pissed but at the same time i was laughing my ass off, man i'm gona kill my aunt the next time i see her(j/k)
so, did anyone else get screwed over today?
How did u get screwed over today?
first off, i was at my aunt and uncle's house opening presents and then when everyone left the room, i was wondering, hey, i didnt get a present from my aunt and uncle, so i go up to my aunt and asked, "what did u get me for christmass?" and she was like, fuck, i forgot and then she ran in a room, grabbed a card, and put $100 in it and said merry christmas! i was like cool, i didnt really care. then she asked me what i got and i didnt get her gift, i open a present that had my name on it and it was a sweater that a old man would wear (im 15) and i had a funny look on my face and she was like, shit, thats not for u and then handed me the present labeled for the guy that the sweater was for and it had two shirts for me in it. this really didnt bug me and was rather funny. after that, she sees me and slipped me one of those $1 scratch lottery tickets and i just slipped it in my pocket.
and now on the way home, it was dark and i managed to read the rules dispite of the darkeness, it said that u could win up to $25,000 and u had to match up 3 of the same numbers to win. i grabbed a quarter from my sister and strated scratching. then i was like, "Holy Shit, I WON" i got 3 $25,000 numbers and i was so happy i was histerical, and as u imagin the first thing that poped in my head was to get the most kick-ass computer that money can buy!!! , then i read the claiming information, and it went down hill from there...and it goes something like this...
"Claiming Information
wining tickets of $10,000 or more must submit claim form by mail. Claim forms supplied by santa claus. all wining tickets must be validated by the tooth fairy and conform to her game rules. winning prizes mat NOT be claimed anywhere, so forget about it! all winners are losers and must have an excellent sense of humor.
Holder must complete this portion in invisible ink. THIS TICKET IS FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY
Please play responsibly!"
man i got so pissed but at the same time i was laughing my ass off, man i'm gona kill my aunt the next time i see her(j/k)
so, did anyone else get screwed over today?