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How can i kill my 9700PRO

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Emre

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I need to kill this card, without voiding the warranty

Any suggestions ?
 
Originally posted by Griffen
and why the hell would you want to do that?

Probably so he can get a new one? I don't see why though.

I guess one step would be to unplug the fan on it, overclock it, and throw it to the wolves with some high-gpu intensive applications.
 
If you want to RMA the card, just pop off the HS fan and bend it/contort it so it breaks the little motor without making the fan look physically broken, and send it back saying the fan died
 
Originally posted by Grizzy
If you want to RMA the card, just pop off the HS fan and bend it/contort it so it breaks the little motor without making the fan look physically broken, and send it back saying the fan died

Yeah, but then they'd probably just fix the fan and send it right back to him.

I think he's aiming for something that would probably be easier just to replace via warranty than vix. Like a core meltdown :)

He could always throw it in front of a industrial heater, wait an hour, then pop it in the machine and see if it faults.
 
I dont want to fry the whole mobo trying to melt the core of the vidcard hehe.. but i guess i have to take the risk

So thats it then, unplug the hs/f and OC it ?
 
Originally posted by Emre
Can you spell B-A-N ?

OK say it with me...what you are doing is fucking over us LEGIT consumers....what you are doing is destroying a perfectly good VC so you can RMA it and get a "new" one or a "newer" one. Why? Because your a dick, it's people like you who ruin a real legit RMA for those of us who really need to send something in.
I swear they should start banning those who even ask a stupid question like this in order to fuck over honest people. You sir should be castrated with a wooden spoon :mad:
 
Stop trolling and get out of my thread if you have nothing to say other than flaming


Im sure all you guys are sweet little innocent boyscouts
 
Originally posted by Visable-assassin
OK say it with me...what you are doing is fucking over us LEGIT consumers....what you are doing is destroying a perfectly good VC so you can RMA it and get a "new" one or a "newer" one. Why? Because your a dick, it's people like you who ruin a real legit RMA for those of us who really need to send something in.
I swear they should start banning those who even ask a stupid question like this in order to fuck over honest people. You sir should be castrated with a wooden spoon :mad:

Couldn't have said it better myself.
 
You could always try Pissing on it but you have to make sure you are real close to it or it won't work...........If all goes well you'll fry the Card and your ability to Introduce other Pricks into the Gene pool!!! Good Luck!!!!
 
you can try taking the yellow lead and the black lead from your power supply and sticking them to your tounge
 
Your telling Visable-assassin to stop trolling? Thats most likely the stupidest post I have heard on this message board since God knows when. Buy a fucking clue, and while your at it, buy a new graphics card you cheap-o.
 
Originally posted by Emre
Can you spell B-A-N ?

It's little S-C-U-M-B-A-G-S like you that need to be banned. Having the balls to come on our forums and ask for advice on how to defraud a manufacturer or retailer, suck it long and suck it hard.
 
Emre, i hope you break your card , send it back and they give you a nice refund of J-A-C-K S-H-I-T
 
It's needle dicks like this that abuse the RMA system and end up driving up the final price of cards. No wonder flag ship cards cost 400-500 bucks. I also hope you get jackshit if you RMA it.
 
If you wanna meltdown the video card then simply plug in your computer, hold on to it firmly, and sit down in the bathtub. If for some reason that doesn't work, try dropping in a hairdryer too.

It's a win win win situation, 1)you get to meltdown your vid card. 2)The video card manufacturers do not get ripped off. 3)And we get to read a great Darwin Award story online.

Asshat
 
Don't try to destroy a perfectly good video card. That just isn't very smart. Sell the one you have on e-bay and then go shovel some snow to earn enough to buy what you really want. If you try to screw over someone then you will eventually get screwed even worse. It's called karma and there is no escape from it. Wise up man and for God's sake get a job.
 
As has allready been said you sir = a knobhead do us all a big favor and go play in traffic and leave us real tweakers in peace:mad: You ferral prick!
 
Originally posted by Emre
Can you spell B-A-N ?
Yeah, junior, but not the way you're thinking about it. :rolleyes:

Looks like the chlorine is getting a little low in the gene-pool again.
 
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