Greatest Knife Ever

If you're enough of a bellend to wield a knife to do harm then i hope you're that much of one to get this knife and slice yourself.
 
If you need a knife like that you need to cook your steak for longer....
 
Your the only one then, the knife has all the practicality of a tin opener at a gun fight, your going to get yourself hurt/killed before you can injure the would be attacker.
 
I'll be damned if I'm PhotoShopping a whole pic for this, but it's like those XZibit(sp?) pics:
Yo, dawg, I heard you like knives, so we put knives on your knives, so you can cut while you cut.

All I can say is the same thing I say to the actual pics... For the love of something sacred to someone else, WHY?!
 
mavalpha said:
I'll be damned if I'm PhotoShopping a whole pic for this, but it's like those XZibit(sp?) pics:
Yo, dawg, I heard you like knives, so we put knives on your knives, so you can cut while you cut.

All I can say is the same thing I say to the actual pics... For the love of something sacred to someone else, WHY?!
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Hahaha! I wanna see this.
 
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