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GPS Enabled Lingerie

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GPS enabled lingerie? Ummm, I got $5 that says your ass is kicked if you even attempt to give your significant other something like this. On top of that, if you are married and tell your wife you spent $1,100 on something like this….they’ll need the GPS to find your body.

Unconcerned with the controversy her new collection has raised, Iorio is also dismissive of the global financial crisis and its adverse impact on luxury items sales since the GPS lingerie retails from a cool $US800 ($1200), with a standard Global Positioning System, to $US1100 ($1650) with a more advanced model.
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So you sew a little pocket and a gps tracker onto a bustier and sell it for $1,100? :confused:
 
Ockie said:
I'd beg to differ. ;)
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Now that's just sad! :p

At least they could have tried to conceal the gps device within the seams or something. This makes it look like a probation ankle bracelet or something.
 
Jee, if one was actually going to pay for one of these setups, one would expect them to do a little better job of hiding the GPS unit. It looks like its just taped on.
 
It really speaks to the current glut of consumerism that companies can even attempt to sell an average-at-best peice of lingerie for $1100 just by dropping a bulky GPS unit into a pocket.
 
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to $US1100 ($1650) with a more advanced model.
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Does the advanced model come with a bigger chest? :eek: :p

Seriously, if someone breaks-in and steals the outfits at least they can track where the perpetrator is heading off to.
 
AceGoober said:
Does the advanced model come with a bigger chest? :eek: :p

Seriously, if someone breaks-in and steals the outfits at least they can track where the perpetrator is heading off to.
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Just pray a dude isn't wearing that.
Had to send this one to my wife.

"Look, honey, it's really sexy when I can find you all dressed up for me like that." :D
 
It's for Geeky sex play. The woman wears the lingerie, hides somewhere across the continent, and the horn-struck geek has to find her to procreate.

Hide and go fuck anyone?
 
If the GPS was hidden,I could see this selling to rich husbands who want to keep tabs on their trophy wives.
 
michael.pa2 said:
Well,if she's your wife,and it's not your bedroom she's in,that could make a little bit of difference.
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Got that. Though, if your wife brought that lingerie along, with that obvious GPS device in it, you deserve what you get for marrying her in the first place. :D
 
First, the model is fuckin' hot.

Second, if the GPS module was more cleverly hidden, I could see this being a really nice way of tracking your girl-friend or wife sneaking around.
 
jbzx86 said:
First, the model is fuckin' hot.

Second, if the GPS module was more cleverly hidden, I could see this being a really nice way of tracking your girl-friend or wife sneaking around.
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Yeah but given how my wife has 5000 sets more clothes than the necessary 365 regular sets that she would use everyday, it's as simple as changing to another bra or something. You'd have to lo-jack all of your woman's clothes, which would put you in a hole greater than the national trade deficit. This wouldn't work well with shoes either... You all know how THAT goes.
 
Great, now that we can find the clitorus!
Calm down, thats a myth, they don't exist, thats like believing in Santa and the female orgasm.
 
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