Geek Pickup Lines Part 5

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If you are ever in the situation where you might be able to pick up on a girl (quit laughing, it could happen), it couldn’t hurt to try one of these geek pick up lines. I like this one:

5. I know what you're thinking and the answer is 'Yes, that is a 64-bit driver.'

 

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[Master Blaster]

Some of those are actually quite funny, some fall short. #1 and #5 are the best!

 

[Evil]

That's absolutely great. Sometimes BBSpot just makes my day.

 

[bigted]

i enjoyed the other 4 parts better.

You must've been made by Intel to be that hot!

 

[tacosareveryyummy]

1. I'm attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.


LOL

<physics major>

 

[Axewerfer]

Personal Favorite:

"Hey hot stuff, are you a helicase? Cuz' you can unzip my genes any time."

alternately:

"Hey baby...you know, nuclear engineers have better rod control..."

 

[xxGriff]

1. I'm attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.


LOL

<physics major>

LOL Scientific humor

I could see you reading my T-Shirt from the other side of the LAN party

wait a minute...females at a LAN party? thats like a Geeks Gone Wild Video or something?

 

[Exavior]

I guess i'm not geeky enough for this list.

You </me>

What is that one suppose to be? Something like "you complete me"?

 

[burnin8r]

i think its supposed to be "you and me", as it appears its "you 'end' me", no ?

 

[w1retap]

i think its supposed to be "you and me", as it appears its "you 'end' me", no ?

lol, I was thinking the same.. it looks like "you end me". I think it's supposed to be "you complete me".

Anyhow, one time my friend was talking to this chick and they were pretty into each other.. then he asked for her IP address instead of her phone number. ahhaah. They still ended up going out for a few months though.

 

[Exavior]

That is what I was thinking at first "you end me" or 'you close me". The only two things I could think of that were even similar then would be "you complete me" or "your going to be the dealth of me" (taking end/close as death). However only you complete me seemed to make sense in this context. The other would be more fitting for a geeky spousal fight. I could see where it could be you and me.

Glad to see that I'm not the only one that didnt' get that one.

 

[idividebyzero]

Theres a couple funny ones, but most are really not funny and not clever.

 

[DanniBoy]

I guess i'm not geeky enough for this list.



What is that one suppose to be? Something like "you complete me"?

In IRC, /me dictates an action command. So roughly put You </me> could be interpreted as You do me. Insert "do" with any other word you please.

 

[astyler]

I guess i'm not geeky enough for this list.



What is that one suppose to be? Something like "you complete me"?

thats exactly what its supposed to mean

 

[astyler]

or, assuming there is a <me> tag, it could be I want you inside me?

<me> You </me>

 

[FadedSpark]

or, assuming there is a <me> tag, it could be I want you inside me?

<me> You </me>

you END me i believe was the intended syntax

 

[Flintblade]

These are some funny pickup lines