Gadgets Creating a Demand For Hand Jobs

[HardOCP News]

Thanks to all the multi-touch tech items on the market today, there is an increasing number of hand jobs out there. I hear you can make some pretty good money at it too.

"When I told my parents that I was a hand model, they were like, 'What?' Which is pretty much how everyone responds," says Serhant, in between hands-free sips of water through a straw that an assistant unwrapped for him.

 

[bladeiai]

hasn't there always been a market for hand jobs? ha ha I crack myself up

 

[Azhar]

J.P. Prewitt: "I'm a hand model, mama. A finger jockey. We think differently than the face and body boys. We're a different breed"

 

[TheDeek]

Best headline of the year.

 

[BravO)))]

Reminds me of that time when Nathan Johnson could have got some extra money for that job on the side.

 

[Kenworth]

J.P. Prewitt: "I'm a hand model, mama. A finger jockey. We think differently than the face and body boys. We're a different breed"

Thank you, you have made my day for somebody else thinking of this as well.

 

[adonn78]

I thought this article was about something else... But the censors found the story to have a happy ending....

 

[krupted]

i would feel like a bitch if my job required me to have clean fingernails

 

[Azhar]

i would feel like a bitch if my job required me to have clean fingernails

Why wouldn't your fingernails be clean anyways? :-P

 

[phide]

Costanza was a hand model once. Didn't work out so well for him.

 

[Stoly]

Hand jobs on the rise

Any one knows if demand for blow jobs is rising too?

 

[JUSTJOEL73]

I think the title needs of the post needs to be fixed. Very misleading, I wasted 5 secs of my life reading the abstract before I realised it was not what I thought it was about.

 

[oROEchimaru]

disturbing headline of the day

 

[zero2dash]

Sigged!

 

[BoogerBomb]

Costanza was a hand model once. Didn't work out so well for him.

Thats the first thing I thought of when figuring out what they were talking about lol.

 

[Exeodus]

The next major headline:

Balloons Creating a Demand for Blowjobs]

 

[Azhar]

The next major headline:

Balloons Creating a Demand for Blowjobs]

I'm sure they made a post about this 200 years ago on YeOle[H]ard|Forum.com

 

[carpenn]

how can there be no seinfeld tie-in?

 

[Sniviler]

[H]and|JOBS

 

[Monkey34]

how can there be no seinfeld tie-in?

How about George:
"You can't break up with me, I've got Hand!"
Noel:
"And you're going to need it!"

 

[phide]

how can there be no seinfeld tie-in?

They don't have the luxury of Seinfeld up in Alaska, where Steve resides, I hear. Only snow, fish and very large bras.

 

[precariousgray]

I hear there are a lot of below jobs available with some mining companies out west.

 

[Raiden911]

LAWL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[precariousgray]

I wonder what it would be like to live on a planet where the majority of its inhabitants weren't completely superficial and empty inside, necessitating occupations such as "hand model."

 

[MisterSparkle]

I wonder what it would be like to live on a planet where the majority of its inhabitants weren't completely superficial and empty inside

Too bad I wouldn't be invited, I'd love to visit such a place