FS: i5-3570k w/Heatsink, Retail Packaging

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Selling my i5-3570k. Comes with heatsink and manual in original retail box from when I purchased it new in December of 2012. Kept under an H100i. Love it, and I would still be rocking it today, but I wanted a 4C/8T Xeon for my virtual lab.

Asking $95 shipped CONUS USPS Priority. SOLD $80 LOCALLY

Heatware: dr_drift
eBay: kwwolf1

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Great chip. I have mine a 4GHz at stock voltage from day one. I know it will do much more, but just ended up leaving it there. GLWS
 
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