Eva_Unit_0
[H]ard|Gawd
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- Jun 1, 2005
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Well, yet another completely stupid and pointless computer product now bears Fatailty's namesake.
clicky!
Heh, I find the "features" section to be the funniest. For example:
right. Because we know that mice consume so much bandwidth and have such delicate signals that USB2.0 and gold-plated connectors make all the difference in the world I guess there's no point in even bringing up things like electron drift velocity to that kind of marketing team.
I guess now it gives noobs another excuse: "hey man, I would have totally owned you but my oxygen-infesed cable and non-gold-plated mouse connector made my click register too late"
This kind of crap makes me sad
clicky!
Heh, I find the "features" section to be the funniest. For example:
Combines the blistering speeds of USB 2.0 with zero oxygen copper cabling and a gold plated USB connector for the fastest connection possible to your PC.
right. Because we know that mice consume so much bandwidth and have such delicate signals that USB2.0 and gold-plated connectors make all the difference in the world I guess there's no point in even bringing up things like electron drift velocity to that kind of marketing team.
I guess now it gives noobs another excuse: "hey man, I would have totally owned you but my oxygen-infesed cable and non-gold-plated mouse connector made my click register too late"
This kind of crap makes me sad