Facebook Conducting Customer-Satisfaction Survey

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Anyone else getting this fifteen page survey at the top of their Facebook profile?

  • Overall, how satisfied are you with your Facebook experience?
  • How likely are you to recommend Facebook to someone you know?
  • How important is Facebook in staying connected to: close friends and family; acquaintances; celebrities and other public figures?
  • How much do you trust Facebook to handle your personal information responsibly?
  • How well do you understand how to control your privacy on Facebook?
  • How reliably does Facebook work the way it’s supposed to (I.e., without bugs, errors, or delays)?
  • How easy or difficult is Facebook to use?
  • How useful is Facebook overall?
  • How much fun is Facebook overall?
  • How trustworthy is Facebook overall?
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No survey here. They don't care about my opinion! Just like a typical politician!
 
nope. I'm not part of the demographics that they want. I don't play Farmville.
 
I'm guessing this is damage control from a drop in traffic. After ignoring complaints for years now they want to know why? Easy, it's an annoying mess, Check!
 
Another Facebook headline for me to "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

Facebook.... HILARIOUS!!!
 
I'm almost tempted to sign up for FB just to take the survey...maybe not.
 
I think 'not at all' would answer all their questions. Yes, I am not a facebook user.
 
Does it even matter what we say? Facebook forces changes on its users anyways. Timeline anyone? Gay.
 
First and 5th answer would be: "Extremely satisfied" (I log on maybe once every 2 months to actually look at stuff. My other logons are to print out coupons for my wife that require you to "like" a product.

The other answers would all be : "Not at all"
 
Overall, how satisfied are you with your Facebook experience?
How likely are you to recommend Facebook to someone you know?
How important is Facebook in staying connected to: close friends and family; acquaintances; celebrities and other public figures?
How much do you trust Facebook to handle your personal information responsibly?
How well do you understand how to control your privacy on Facebook?
How reliably does Facebook work the way it’s supposed to (I.e., without bugs, errors, or delays)?
How easy or difficult is Facebook to use?
How useful is Facebook overall?
How much fun is Facebook overall?
How trustworthy is Facebook overall?
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Since satisfied or unsatisfied fails to answer much of this, I will gladly elaborate for them.

1) Unsatisfied - It irritates me endlessly when I have to teach someone how to use this garbage and I don't even use it myself.
2) Not in this lifetime.
3) I don't it could possibly be less important. You see I have these amazing pieces of technology called; A phone, email and the internet and they keep me in touch with everyone or allow me to catch up on the latest escapades of lyndsey lohan.
4) I trust that if I were stupid enough to give facebook my personal information that they would gladly sell it to anyone who wanted it and ensure that any potential employer knew all the dirt on my personal life. Which I mistakenly thought was private but apparently I am on company time even if I am not getting paid.
5) Oh controlling my privacy on facebook is easy, Don't sign up and you have no problems staying private, sign up and you have no privacy at all.
6) Well it appears to have better up time than the Blackberry network does lately, so I suppose that is a feather in your hat.
7) Well I think facebook is fairly easy considering I teach people how to use it and basically have never touched it beyond that. However the fact that I "Have" to teach people how to use it indicates that the average facebook user is dumber then a retarded monkey or it is exceptionally difficult to use.
8) Extremely useful as a place for people to make complete asses of themselves for me to laugh at...not much outside of that.
9) Facebook isn't fun, this is a retarded question. Does it have fun things designed by other people on it'? Well yes if you are a bored housewife who gained 100+ pounds after marrying, sits on her ass all day, never cleans the house has no sex life due to the aforementioned weight gain and like farmville. Then I suppose it could be considered fun.
10) I would trust some hooker on the street corner charging $2 for a blowjob because she was desperate for crack more with my personal information. At least she is likely too stupid to do anything with it and or will just forget on the next high. Facebook on the other hand has an army of lawyers and people who their sole job is to figure out how to squeeze as much money out of your information as possible without a bit of respect to personal privacy or ethics.

The appropriate answers to facebooks poll.
 
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