Dumb Criminal of the Day

[CommanderFrank]

If you are an aspiring burglar, please take notes from Emmanuel Jerome’s experience and try not to repeat his moves. In the commission of a burglary, Jerome needed illumination, so he brought out his trusty iPhone to shed a little light on the subject and got more than he bargained for.

If you are going to use your iPhone for nefarious purposes, please ensure that you are fully focused.

 

[Jack Hammer]

Winner!

 

[STrooperTK421]

This ignorant shit stain should have received more time then 44 weeks though - I'm thinking at least 3-5 years...

 

[Dekoth-E-]

I badly want to come up with an insult to iPhone users due to this, unfortunately I just start laughing so hard when I try that I just can't do it. What a moron lol..

 

[Paradoxine]

I'm at a loss for words here.

 

[TheGamerZ]

This ignorant shit stain should have received more time then 44 weeks though - I'm thinking at least 3-5 years...

Fuck that. Sentence him to work at the Foxconn plant. He'd be dead in a few weeks.

 

[MR._PUNKINHEAD]

I'm at a loss for words here.

"Hey Momma, I's busy. Looking fo some $hit to take. gotta go now, I's thinkin I hears sirens..."

 

[nutzo]

If they really wanted to punish him, they would ban him from owning any iProducts for 10 years.

 

[Alai]

I love the comment in there that says, "one word: flashlight app". HAHAHAHAHA

 

[beowulf7]

I just read about this on CNET today. I love stupid criminals. I agree he deserves a longer jail sentence.

 

[david_]

I love the comment in there that says, "one word: flashlight app". HAHAHAHAHA

+1
one word: flashlight app
Posted by steven_deleon (8 comments )
That's two words.
Posted by Juan_Hunose (263 comments )
What do you expect from iPhone users, to count words too??
Posted by yoyodyne (63 comments )
Isn't there an app for counting?Posted by Beanmachine (119 comments )
I'm sure Google made an app for counting.
Posted by okibrian (34 comments )

 

[chockomonkey]

^^ LOL

 

[satsunada]

You're holding it wrong...