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relic said:
ID01drkfce said:I can't remember, but who was the guy that was a major big folder, and was the owner of an internet cafe?
God bless him....he did a lot for this causeSoL said:ID01
AtomicMoose said:God bless him....he did a lot for this cause![]()
Majic said:i thought ppl could not come back unless they brought pie?
RedShred said:I just bought some Clan MacGregor... I'll share.![]()
relic said:Bastich...you know my weaknesses.![]()
relic said:If you've ever read the mojo story....you know what happens when you run out of good scotch.![]()
Little_Kenny said:Well seeing as I had know idea what Clan MacGregor was (I thought maybe an imported beer) I did a google on it and the following link was the 6th on the google response and the first to refer to something other than a real scottish clan.
http://www.pusateri.org/cruft/docs/clanmacgregor.html
So now we know what it takes to win relic over. Cheap scotch.![]()
Oh my pimpingiraffe!!! Where the hell did you go? Ahh... the good ole irc days.pimpingiraffe said:I'm back!![]()
Argyle said:That's the story I wrote about Clan MacGregor. Small world...
relic said:If you've ever read the mojo story....you know what happens when you run out of good scotch.
Little_Kenny said:Heyyy!!!! I can't find it. I've searched for it in all the forums. Did it not survive this last "Great Purge"?
How about posting it again old sir relic, oh hard bard, please, pretty please. I might even promise to not give you da business for drinkin' your cheap scotch. So howz bout it, eh?
Fold On?
Never ever get rid of that pink phone. It belongs in the [H]ard Folding Shrine.relic said:..and so it began....
...sitting on my kitchen floot, building a new DC box while indulging in some of the finer versions of ethanol-based liquid refreshment. Halfway through the boxen building, I realized two things....
1. I was out of good scotch.
2. I hadn't started mixing the "mojo" for the party.
Now "mojo" is a particularly vile mixture of pure grain alcohol, Cherry Cool Aid powder and chunks of citrus fruits. (Please note the lack of water or any other diluent)
Mojo recipe:
4 gallons (~16 litres if you care) of 97% ethanol.
8 packages of sweetened cherry Cool Aid.
various oranges, limes, lemons, old shoes...cut into large chunks
Mix thoroughly, with bare hand, while chanting "Nothing good can come of this."
Place outside in snow to cool. (keep animals away! This stuff may kill anything smaller than a camel!)
Somewhere around the "mix thoroughly" part, the whisky, which I'd been drinking to aid in building the new DC box, kicked me in the back of the head......Hard.
This scattered my data, and made my numbers go all random, causing a nasty chain reaction of stumbling, loosing coordination and dumping 4 gallon of noxious red liquid into a brand new tbird.
I don't mean "splashing a little on the box". I mean pouring 4 gallons of mojo directly into an open case, a direct hit on the northbridge. Now, as we all know, cases are not watertight. The mojo started escaping into every corner of the kitchen. I sprang into action in an attempt to contain the dangerous stuff.
Unfortunately "springing into action" isn't very easy to do when you've just polished off a bottle of whisky. So I sort of "stumbled into mayhem" instead.
My left foot placed itself directly into the PC case, crunching parts galore, my right foot then decided it wanted no part of this and left for vacation. This had the unfortunate result of leaving me with no means of maintaining my upper body's position above the floor.
Please pause here for a visual reference.
relic, dumbfounded look on his face, stained red to his crotch with mojo, one foot in a PC case, the other slipping radiply away causing an awkward "splits" position...with floor awash in red liquid.
I did the only thing I could do. I fell forward, leading with my face, into the ocean of mojo on the floor.
The resulting splash was absolutely amazing.
Bright-red, ethanol-disolved coloring reached the ceiling.
Tendrils of mojo snaked past the cabinet doors and coated the clean dishes and food in the pantry. The telephone immediately took on a pastel pink color as the mojo ethched it's way into every surface.
The moral of the story? If you remember nothing else I've said....at least remember this....never build boxen on the kitchen floor. Happy new Year.
SoL said:Never ever get rid of that pink phone. It belongs in the [H]ard Folding Shrine.
Here's the real test:Little_Kenny said:SoL you F***ing kick major ass! Way to keep this sucker alive. Yay!!
SoL said:Here's the real test:
Does anyone have a copy of MikeMcHugh's first and only post in this forum? Its been a few years now, long gone in the purge. The one where he describes the cops raiding his house in search of a meth lab? Thats some [H]ard folding history. Anyone?
[H]ardNews 8th Edition Thursday April 03, 2003 Posted by Kyle 2:27 PM (CST)
Breaking the Law:
Mike McHugh, big dog on the [H]ard|OCP folding team got a visit from the local law enforcement officials this week. Seems as though his neighboars turned him in for running a meth lab out of his home. He is just Folding though. Thanks CIWS.
Well it had to happen. I got home the other night from visiting my new grandson and my youngest son informed me I had missed all the excitement. When asked "What excitement ?" He said the local officers of the law had just been there. When I asked him what he had been up to he said, "they were looking for you!"
ID01 said:Guys like you make it worth while to check back no matter what.
Althought I haven't been running a cafe fore almost two years.. still have been working with computers on and off. So, I probably can get *something* to fold again. Hardly the firepower I used to have but hey... Who care
How's everyone doing, by the way?
Still alive and kickin'Wombat said:BTW, what happened to Larry?
ID01 said:Guys like you make it worth while to check back no matter what.
Althought I haven't been running a cafe fore almost two years.. still have been working with computers on and off. So, I probably can get *something* to fold again. Hardly the firepower I used to have but hey... Who care
How's everyone doing, by the way?