Crappy New Game

Discussion in 'HardForum Tech News' started by FrgMstr, Jan 4, 2018.

  1. FrgMstr

    FrgMstr Just Plain Mean Staff Member

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    I am not surprised that this has not come to our attention while it has been in the wild since October, but if Intel is having a really crappy day, shouldn't you have one too? We give you, Attack of the Evil Poop.

    Check out the video.

    “Attack of the Evil Poop” mixes perfectly different game genres such as: F.P.S. (First Person Shooter), clicker, on-rails shooter and Q.T.E. (Quick Time Event) among others, to drive you totally insane!

    FPS game? First Pooper Shooter? Don't blame us, blame Ascend Digitally.
     
  2. Krenum

    Krenum [H]ardForum Junkie

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    What a shitty game.

    Conkers did it better IMO
     
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  3. bigdogchris

    bigdogchris [H]ard as it Gets

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    atp1916 [H]ard|DCoTM x1

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  5. CaptNumbNutz

    CaptNumbNutz Bulls[H]it Master

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    Is that turd monster swinging a crusty tampon? LMAO.
     
  6. ZippZ

    ZippZ n00b

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    We've gotten to the point where developers run out of ideas for new games.
     
  7. Bigbacon

    Bigbacon [H]ardForum Junkie

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    at least they were still trying ...inlime hollywood
     
  8. IcePickFreak

    IcePickFreak [H]ard|Gawd

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    2018 is already shaping up to be the return of the golden age for PC gaming.
     
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    iamjanco Limp Gawd

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    The first thought that came to mind was "what does it fight back with?" Then I watched the video, finished watching, and pondered how bad the battle with a boss would be.

    I'm still wondering whether it'll eventually arrive on the multiplayer front; and whether you'll one day be able to play as yourself, or your, uh, opponent...

     
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  10. lostin3d

    lostin3d [H]ard|Gawd

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    RIP Bill Paxton.

    BTW that clip would be a great follow up to someone coming down from hallucinogenics after eating gas station food around 3am- just saying.
     
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  11. Dekoth-E-

    Dekoth-E- [H]ardness Supreme

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    I mean..by what definition is this not original?
     
  12. auntjemima

    auntjemima [H]ardness Supreme

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    Nothing about that was appealing and I'm all for playing with my own shit.
     
  13. Wiffle

    Wiffle Limp Gawd

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    Life is a toilet bowl. Shit either floats, or it sinks. Either way, it still stinks.



    Edit: HOLY CRAP! I just flashbacked to my childhood and remembered this gem of a game:

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    So in the end, its just the same old shit i guess...
     
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  14. SomeoneElse

    SomeoneElse [H]ard|Gawd

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    Same old shit... different toilet?
     
  15. Comixbooks

    Comixbooks Ignore Me

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    I doubt this is a AAA title or CD keys would be selling it.
     
  16. ruffbytes

    ruffbytes Limp Gawd

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    I play this game in my basement all the time.
     
  17. Burticus

    Burticus 2[H]4U

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    What, no VR version?