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Listen up you lowlife leaching laptop losers! After years of making a living off you guys buying $7 coffee drinks, things are getting tough so you losers with laptops better move on before you get bum rushed outta here!
Wouldn’t it be funny to bring in a desktop and set it up really quick instead? Then ask them where it says “no desktop computers” and video tape the whole thing? Now THAT would be funny.
Amid the economic downturn, there are fewer places in New York to plug in computers. As idle workers fill coffee-shop tables -- nursing a single cup, if that, and surfing the Web for hours -- and as shop owners struggle to stay in business, a decade-old love affair between coffee shops and laptop-wielding customers is fading.
Wouldn’t it be funny to bring in a desktop and set it up really quick instead? Then ask them where it says “no desktop computers” and video tape the whole thing? Now THAT would be funny.