Bin Laden News Spikes Internet Traffic

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Seriously, people believe we pulled Osama’s ugly dead ass out of a freezer , where apparently he’s been dead for years, just so Navy Seals could put on a show and fake killing him again in Pock-ee-stan.

And the U.S. made Osama Bin Laden ? That billionaire bad boy didn’t choose his own path and piss away his money and his life on killing civilians …No No the US made him do it !

Look at that poor thing watching his old tv with a blanket ‘round him and a stocking cap on his head, rewinding his glory days as a mass murderer. Oh poor thing … everyone sigh .. poor thing.

But ole OBL was middle eastern.. and everyone knows they aren't responsible for their own behavior. The great satan made him do it.

Damn we're good. :)
 
SATANs list is almost complete

HITLER -> Check
Saddam Hussein ->Check
Osama Bin Laden -> Check
Don King -> In Progress
 
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