So I am over at my old apartment (moved out in december) visitng my old roommates when I decided that I would try to b0rg all of their systems. One of my roommates is extremely computer savvy and has 2 high-power boxen. Here was our exchange as I remember it:
Me: Dude, Nate...can I borg your systems?
Nate: Borg them?
Me: run folding@home on them under my name, with my team
Nate: Oh yeah, I used to run that on my systems awhile ago
Me: Oh really? which team did you fold for?
Nate: Overclockers.com
*long pause as I glare at him*
Nate: Why? who do you fold for?
Me: Hardforums.
*long pause as we glare at each other*
Me: you're not folding for them now are you?
Nate: No, it slipped my mind to reinstall the client when I reformatted my systems
Me: YOU FOLD FOR THE HORDE NOW!
This is where I will split the story.
Here is the real ending:
Nate: Sounds good to me, borg them in your name. I have no team loyalty.
Here is my John Woo ending:
Nate: but I like overclockers.com!
Me: You're dead to me!
*JustAGuy pulls out two Desert Eagles and begins firing at Nate as he jumps over a table and behind a full bar that somehow has sprung up out of nowhere in the middle of the kitchen*
*Meanwhile Nate unloads two Mac 10s while jumping over the couch*
*Nate is out of ammo, JustAGuy is not*
*JustAGuy stands over Nate, light gleaming off of the barrel of the desert eagle from the cheap ass fluorescent lights they put in our low rent apartment*
Me: You fold for the horde now!
Nate: Yes sir!
*Fade to Black*
Sorry I had to add violence to make the story truly interesting.
I borged 4 systems that fine day about a month back.
- JustAGuy
Me: Dude, Nate...can I borg your systems?
Nate: Borg them?
Me: run folding@home on them under my name, with my team
Nate: Oh yeah, I used to run that on my systems awhile ago
Me: Oh really? which team did you fold for?
Nate: Overclockers.com
*long pause as I glare at him*
Nate: Why? who do you fold for?
Me: Hardforums.
*long pause as we glare at each other*
Me: you're not folding for them now are you?
Nate: No, it slipped my mind to reinstall the client when I reformatted my systems
Me: YOU FOLD FOR THE HORDE NOW!
This is where I will split the story.
Here is the real ending:
Nate: Sounds good to me, borg them in your name. I have no team loyalty.
Here is my John Woo ending:
Nate: but I like overclockers.com!
Me: You're dead to me!
*JustAGuy pulls out two Desert Eagles and begins firing at Nate as he jumps over a table and behind a full bar that somehow has sprung up out of nowhere in the middle of the kitchen*
*Meanwhile Nate unloads two Mac 10s while jumping over the couch*
*Nate is out of ammo, JustAGuy is not*
*JustAGuy stands over Nate, light gleaming off of the barrel of the desert eagle from the cheap ass fluorescent lights they put in our low rent apartment*
Me: You fold for the horde now!
Nate: Yes sir!
*Fade to Black*
Sorry I had to add violence to make the story truly interesting.
I borged 4 systems that fine day about a month back.
- JustAGuy



