Amazon Announces Prime Day 2

Clicked for the LOLs.

Was disappointed in lack of LOLs.

Was much like original Prime Day.
 
Amazon Prime day may as well be woots random bag of crap, except when woot was doing it you actually could get something worth having for the money.
 
Lmfao, thought this was real until he started listing the items and prices.

Hahahaha, the next video that automatically loaded was "National Geographic Documentary Amazon Tribes - Beautiful Girls Tribe"....

Tribal Boobies flying around
 
Meanwhile Walmart stock is going down because they can't diversify and I guess people lost ambition to go shopping which doesn't take much. Plus their current Inventory system is in shambles.
 
All their focus groups said prime day was a huge success.

Twitter, Facebook, and even FoxNews said it was a huge failure.

"Our focus group must be telling the truth, lets have another fantastic sale full of the same stuff we did last time because people loved it so much!"

-Board of Directors
 
Apparently this is a joke.

Doesn't change the fact Amazon's BOD believes Prime day was a smashing success.
 
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