Dead or Alive 6 Announced, Characters to Be “Less Sexualized”

It's all political. And you know why that really sucks? It's not because of boobs, per se, or sexy female players, or the 'realism' in fantasy fighting games. Not really. It's more fundamental than that.

It's because the absolute last thing anyone wants to think about when playing a GAME is politics. Politics sucks. Okay, fine, a necessary evil in the real world. We gotta vote for some asshole or twatmonkey. Whatever. And we have to debate policies and shit. Okay fine, so we do it. But it's not FUN. It's not having a good time.

Mixing political shit with gaming just plain sucks. If big titty fighting bikini girls is what's fun for you, have at it. If you prefer flying giblets and fast frags, do that. Whatever. Who cares? None of it's real. It's all supposed to be a fucking escape. But now we gotta think about the politics, and the message of the game, and how this demographic group, or that demographic group, feels about the game. Fuck that. Lame.
 
The more retarded the world gets, the more reading Aesop's fables becomes applicable to adults.
http://etc.usf.edu/lit2go/35/aesops-fables/648/the-man-the-boy-and-the-donkey/
A Man and his son were once going with their Donkey to market. As they were walking along by its side a countryman passed them and said: “You fools, what is a Donkey for but to ride upon?”

So the Man put the Boy on the Donkey and they went on their way. But soon they passed a group of men, one of whom said: “See that lazy youngster, he lets his father walk while he rides.”

So the Man ordered his Boy to get off, and got on himself. But they hadn’t gone far when they passed two women, one of whom said to the other: “Shame on that lazy lout to let his poor little son trudge along.”

Well, the Man didn’t know what to do, but at last he took his Boy up before him on the Donkey. By this time they had come to the town, and the passers-by began to jeer and point at them. The Man stopped and asked what they were scoffing at. The men said: “Aren’t you ashamed of yourself for overloading that poor donkey of yours and your hulking son?”

The Man and Boy got off and tried to think what to do. They thought and they thought, till at last they cut down a pole, tied the donkey’s feet to it, and raised the pole and the donkey to their shoulders. They went along amid the laughter of all who met them till they came to Market Bridge, when the Donkey, getting one of his feet loose, kicked out and caused the Boy to drop his end of the pole. In the struggle the Donkey fell over the bridge, and his fore-feet being tied together he was drowned.

“That will teach you,” said an old man who had followed them:

“Please all, and you will please none.”
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I can guarantee the people they are trying to please with these changes will never be satisfied until you had the company over to them.
 
To quote a co worker "I'll believe it when I see it." There will be booty costumes for sure. Too much $ to be made on sexy swimsuits... They are just trying to avoid the SJW.
 
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