This whole sentence, and everything else with it, is the most inane crap I've ever read in my life. Just because it TASTES like beer and it has alcohol, doesn't make it beer. Drinking that watered down crap and calling others who drink actual beer with real ingredients hipsters is a little like playing high-quality graphics games on a MacBook and claiming it's the same experience as someone who is playing the exact same game, but on a high-powered laptop. It's just not going to fly. But it's ok, because you seem to know everything and no one can argue with you. Enjoy your gourmet beer.
Let's be real people.
When I was old enough to drink, I didn't like beer, but I liked Coors Light & Bud Light. So what's that tell you? I'm glad my tastes have developed. Now I actually drink beer that tastes good, because it tastes good.
Now, domestic light beers are OK if you're looking for something that's cheap and you can drink a lot of on a hot day, without feeling like crap. But saying that everything else is crap? Well, I guess ignorance is bliss.